THESE FISTS LIVE FOR THIS A GUIDE TO THE TANK

This is the epitome of hilarity.

I nominate for best guide on the forums.

XD good guide i dunno how u came up with this stuff but well done!

Thanks for the kind words guys, I'm going to sit down and update this after my exams finish.

As a tank if I'm pushing bots but getting killed when I get close to theirbase buy the other teams ball goes down in the first minute or so am I doing good?

You are doing FANTAWESOME. VALHALLA awaits - filled with ARMOUR-LESS INVISI-LADIES and DELICIOUS CHURROS.

Charge guide added, I do apologise to my thousands of followers, who are no doubt perched precariously on the edges of their various seats and chewing their nails to the quick in anticipation. Comment if you read the guide and enjoyed it.

I often think of my opponents as "urine-soaked pool balls." It's like you're taking the thoughts directly from my head.

Also, I pee a little when I'm "chin-massaged by a hateful transvestite."

(Or at least I peed a little when I read those words.)

It made Shammas and Plumbum :mrgreen:!

I learned!

Oh my, my words have inspired works of art. I am teh happyfaic.

I stopped (re)reading there and lol'd :mrgreen:

I need to write this more, before college gets back into full swing. My laptop charger is broken, though.

TO THE COMPUTER LABS

This is very funny. Reccomending this to all my friends who have the game on pc now.

Aw, thanks brah.

So that's what happened to the dinosaurs...

I was honestly full out laughing, at near three a clock in the morning without any regards to my surroundings. My dogs don't like you.

After hearing SHOW YOUR HEART talk about some "Beared Meteor", I decided to give this guide a read. A fantastic decision.

TOLD YA!

When do we get another update? I must learn the proper ways to rub my beard in the face of the scandalous scallywags that are my enemies!

Bet you thought I had forgotten? As long as I seek procrastination from actual writing, this guide will live on.