The Compliment Thread

Reading the page I was hoping I would be the first but yeah, breaking host at countdown 1 is "pulling a korchanth." unfortunately too many others have copyrights to public tryhard assassin and is too much of a mess to debate origin & abuse

"face me like a man" coming from an assassin only player is pretty good too, it might be even better than him and arctic fox in a party of five quitting when me and miracle show up

Compliments to all the kids that can only play Assassin.

Wei Long, you're a joke.

KORCHANTH, you're a joke.

Anyone else that does the same, you're a joke too.

I figured it was appropriate.

I lold

Honestly, I was trying to go against him, and when it paired us together, I figured also being Assassin was a good way to get the game done quick. Nooooo, your team had to play well.

Compliments to all the kids that try to play 3 juice chaining assaults against my assault and still get utterly destroyed.

I'm a joke as well.

Oh, are we telling Korchanth stories? I have one!

This one is called Korchanth and the Over Inflated Ego. Once upon a time, Korchanth was running around in a pub as the host, "rolling over noobs" as always due to his superior skill and athleticism as the assassin. Suddenly, out of the blue, a mysterious troll named Stick Ya Deep showed up to ruin his fun but unfortunately ended up on his team for the first match. When the match was over, Korchanth was speaking in the lobby with a new player named Goldielocks2005. Goldie proceeded to compliment Korchanth on winning and for the good game.Korchanth proceeded to tell her and the rest of the lobby that women shouldn't play video games because they weren't competitive enough by nature and that they should go back to the kitchen. Korchanth explained that he had made porridge earlier and that she could have some if she wanted, but it was too hot, then too cold, and never ever just right.

The next match, all three were on the same team. Korchanth proceeded to explain in game chat how to win at MNC and divulged all sorts of secrets such as "always try to win before overtime, I've had so many matches where I lost even though I was 45-0." and "I actually play a good sniper too, look at all these headshots I'm getting this round." When Stick Ya Deep heard him divulging these secrets he decided he would make things a bit more challenging for the MNC master and followed him around the map as a gunner, making it a point to stand in front of wherever Korchanth aimed his sniper rifle, leading to frustration and resentment. After the game's conclusion, Korchanth yelled that "he hated everyone who trolled him" and that "he didn't deserve this, whoever it must be is a scrub." and then closed the lobby, vanishing, never to be seen again.

..and they lived happily ever after! The end.

I had that happen to me once. Some Japanese player decided he would spend the whole game blocking my view. Didn't change things, really. All you need is to visualize the likely outline of the body in relation to the name. PING!

Once upon a time

Rage quit.


Compliments to Bolt for the few pub games we had last night.

I like to play assassin every game because of my own inability in aiming or using a gun.

I like to drop your money ball in the first 4 minutes of the game because the concept of fun is so foreign to me.

My k/d is .632 but at least I've kept that ball down!

I don't want to play against bot players so I'll leave the lobby as soon as I possibly can.

I feel sooooooooo good about myself.

Hi, my name is pub assault.

Let me tell you I am the biggest bitch you will ever play against.

One of my tactics include tossing a bomb and charging away to a safe distance.

Sometimes I miss and when I hit someone, I feel good.

I can only really combat someone with juice on the side.

I taunt after every kill and I have more charge kills than I do AR kills.

I feel reaaaaaaaaaaaally good about myself.

Hi pub assault and welcome to Assault-aholics Anonymous. Thank you for sharing.


There's juice and churros on the table by the door.

"No, no. I can't do that.

Not like what happened last time."

"Remember the last time I had to ask you to leave?"

Wha- nevermind.

Good games to Bean Bandit and ToxicVisions last night. We had a fun handful of matches after Bonedust left.

Still waiting for that photoshop sig

I didn't know you were looking for a sig. I'll get right on it.

Compliments to myself for being one of the only Jackbot level players without an ATG. Get at me, bitches.

I also don't have an ATG either... we could change that with a few custom pubs

I'd much rather not have it. Nothing against you or the custom pub idea, but from my experience custom pubs are generally on the very edge of tolerable lag-wise.

why would custom pubs effect lag issues? Some of the best pub matches I ever played were custom ones. I even enjoyed an all sniper match on ammomule, which sounds like **** but was great.

I like forcing players into 1 of each class so they can learn the ropes. I'll normally pick whatever's last anyway.

Having played since the first week, I feel ashamed by my lack of ATG. I can't even blame the lack of south-paw anymore