The Anonymity Thread

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so this one time a wrecked "ElBeaner84" and he got mad and ragequit.

Played a game with ||spoons|| the other day in an all support match. Wrecked him with the shotgun for a change :> Lol

1 time i played a game against a bunch of noobs and i won ha ha

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Ruining the community.

you mad bro sorry if you were one of the noobs (no im not

Yep. You totally destroyed me and I resent you for it. I still have nightmares. Wait, didn't I melee you when you were playing tryhard Pub Assassin?

Why yes, yes I did. I feel way better about myself now.

impossible you have no esteem

*obligatory response*

Okay, now what?

You're by far one of the worst Jackbot players I've ever played against. I had fun last week, but mostly because your teams were so stacked against me the whole time and I still won as the only prestiged member of my team.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, BRO. THIS IS THE ANONYMITY THREAD. NOT COOL.

Please keep it anonymous.

This one time, about 5 minutes ago, I fell into a lobby with someone named YouWillKillMe. He was Support and I did indeed kill him, lots.

I think I pulled over 40 kills that game and 3 deaths. If I recall correctly, he went 12-15.

If this story wasn't completely made up, I'd call him a garbage player. The only kills he got were from his firebase and rockets. Just sad. I've fictitiously played against level 60s who gave me more headache.

I only thought I'd share this with everyone because of the irony of the last 5-6 posts.


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Also, I'd like to tell everyone that ChRoN3cLe's host is acting up for me. It used to be amazing. I think he needs to call his ISP.

thats what she said

I always see youcanfeelme in a game he is either boosting,ragequitting,or I wreck him.I vote him as the worst jackbot in the game.

I was playing some MNC today and I got host (yay!) and decided to play Assassin and try and go for kills. Little did I know that playing on host would cause the match to turn into an interactive powerpoint presentation. So while I was struggling to move around LazeRazor without flying off the map from the endless bombs and slams, DizzyEminemSean joins my game and then plays Support.

The match goes on and I continue to struggle since my game is constantly running at 2 frames per second, and the match ends with me losing in overtime where it basically freezes.

I get a message that says "lol your sin sucks stick to pub assault"

The next game I decide to play sniper, little did I know that my two non bot leveled teammates would have no idea how to play the game. Being a Sniper (not very good at sniping) I was unable to carry my team to victory against 2 objective playing Assassins and Drizy playing Assault (sniper vs assault lol) and the two Assassins destroyed my turrets and bots in the opening two minutes of the game.

I get another message that says "aha garbage sniper and sin stick to pub assault haha" or something like that.

The End.

Said pub Assault sent me a message saying "Wow ur as good as they say cuz you just hit bots" by which I assume he meant melee bots. Which I did, as I always do against pub Assaults. He proceeded to do the same, and then lost every juice on juice battle with me because of loljuiceshotgun.

I remember that, good times.

lolwut?

I actually haven't played a public match for at least 2 weeks, but I bet I'm decently high on the weekly leader boards from PMs alone. So I really have nothing to say about anonymous people.

I'm saying Assault > Sniper unless the assault sucks or the sniper is really good or lucky