The Anonymity Thread

What did you say, Jeff the Badcoon?

What did you say, Gaymass?

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Wildpoop

HAHAHAHAHAAA!

Fix'd

That's the spirit.

WHO IS THIS DEADPOOP STD?

I would like to meet this fine and probably exceedingly sexy gentleman.

It's you! He was making fun of your gamertag!!!

^ No need to bring Zeronox into this discussion.

I used to have posters of UFC fighters and all of my friends laughed at me.

"Men in tights with baby oil on their bodies all over your room."

"Are you gay?"

When I first started doing MMA, nobody knew what it was. One day, when I feel like typing it out, I'll post an epic story about my first fight in the off topic section.

So I joined a game with a guy playing juice chain pube assault named PUNK and i think he OD 3 times.
I also received pms from #taco telling me:
OMigawd you guys are soooo good
Don't hate on the guy that does what he's supposed to Captain kill whore =P know your role. Which is seemingly "best at killing scrubs"
Nice KD's man. You guys are so good at this game =D.

BTW I was alone, he lost everygame,I played gunner each game,no juice chaining, at the end he realized how garbo he was and suicide taunted everytime.He eventually raged and my only reply was nice win/loss padding and then i told him he was annoying and he was getting blocked then he pms gunk so gunk can tell me what he wants to say since he is blocked.

I was playing Sniper on Steel Peel when clawing gunner DustCLAN appears and juices my team. As he leaves the base black barred, he taunts, and I proceed to melee him. Said Gunner quickly switches to Assault, juice chains until the end of the game, and sends me a message saying "LOL NOOB HAHAHA."

Played Sniper on LazeRazer and juiced their base with my SMG. Guy named Apocalypse024 instantly rage quits, rejoins, picks Assault, and chases me from his base to mine and kills me. Said Assault proceeds to taunt me despite knowing he was in range of my base Rockit. Said Assault dies. Chain of rage mail ensues.

While happily silent striking on G3, I noticed that I happened to kill a 37-0 (now 37-1) Assault. This "SilentBizareChild" if you will, spent the rest of the game camping with his bomb in the middle and taunting every ring out. Game ends with a message from him telling me that my father raised me as a "s**t Mexican kid."

Joined in at the 14 minute mark on a game at LazeRazor with two split screeners, and a guy who has yet to choose a class on my team. The other team is five supports and one assault who were already camping and airstriking the spawn. I choose assault and proceed to run out of the base, headcrab a support without detonating the bomb, charge two away, and taunt. He proceeds to run up and hurt gun me, so I start a second taunt. After a couple of minutes, everyone else on my team leaves, so I do this until the bots kill the moneyball and I go 32 deaths and 15 head crabs or so (my bomb aim sucks and I got spawn struck a few times) and taunt as much as possible each time, never detonating the bomb.

The mail I got from someone whose name I didn't bother to remember was along the lines of "omg u were 0-32 ******* noob. **** you".
My reply was "I am sorry, but I am unable to accept your friend request as my list is currently full, but I will keep you on my list of potential applicants. Nothing personal, just a limitation of the Xbox. Please have a lovely evening."

This seemed to anger this guy as there were several more messages, each one met with the same reply until that guy blocked me. That was a good thing, because that reply was a pain to type out each time. XBox Live really needs to let you copy and paste...that, or I need to learn how to do it

I bet 100 that someone will troll "Lifeglinde" here.

Who?

Exa...

This sh*t is old as f*ck.

People who put "exactly" all of the time are corny as f*ck.

Anyone who does will be reported.

See Undercover_Thudercat's post on the first page of this thread. And it's "Biefglinde" not "Lifeglinde" tyvm.

Why? I don't know of anyone named "Lifeglinde" on here (although I read it the other way the first couple of times I saw it too).