Review of some top 500 players I've seen

Hah. Don't be jealous of my skills. Of course I'm going to brag if I'm going 50-5 against a bunch of kids that end up shooting my moneyball in OT cause they all buy juice. And I play Gunner, I'm never behind teammates, I'm always in people's faces challenging.. Which is probably why so many people accuse me of cheating and I'm getting such a nice reputation.

You're GARLIC you random.

You went 50-5, but you lost. And you brag about it. That's... sad.

I don't know. When I've seen him he just waddles around the middle spamming the railgun. I killed him a couple times, nothing special really. No interesting strategy, he just uses the ranged tank and doesn't commit. He needs a premade team to look good.

**** ive gone over 50 and 0 plenty of times
already went 74 11 5

How the **** do you get 74 kills in a game against competent people? Considering the game is 17 minutes, that is a kill ever 13/14 seconds.

You went 50-5, but you lost. And you brag about it. That's... sad.[/quote]

**** ive gone over 50 and 0 plenty of times
already went 74 11 5[/quote]

lol they bleep me
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Did you even read the last words of your quote?

just did well

im the one who typed them

Yeah, i meant your post before that, but i am a slow typer.

lol goin to mickey ds

oh lol sorry new to this quote ****

If by middle you mean "right outside your turrets and/or spawn" and by does not commit you mean "suicide rush towards the ball to put 1 tick of damage on it from the rail gun," I'd agree with you. I also regularly tank turrets for supports on my team (as in, let them target me) as they hack them, usually dying in the process. I have no idea what my exact k/d is. Prolly right around a 2.0. I don't really care too much about dying unless I'm close to juice, which is hard to come by on the tank.

I also have about 4x as many jet gun kills than railgun kills (4k+ with jet gun, less than 1k with rail). Hell I have more CHARGE kills than rails (1.5k).

Then again, maybe you've only played a few games with me.

I played with Hudson and thought I was going to be impressed after some randy talked him up, I was very disappointed after he went 2-1 and then quit when I was carrying so hard.

Sorry to prioritize love and a change in careers over your "carry job". [read: staying as far away from the objective as humanly possible]

Edit:

Oh wait, I'm not sorry at all.

Wait.. So you've played this game for a solid 2 months, becoming increasingly average on a large scale, yet that 2 minutes game where you were going 2-1 is the game in which you had an epiphany and realized to get your life in order? Yea, I buy that.

people need to stop saying

"i played this person one time and he went blabkabalkaklbsfughlf and hes so bad because i killed him once ahahahaha me good you bad"

for real, if you wanna judge how well someone does you need to think about a few things. are they actually trying not running around going for meleee kills. do they have competant team mates, do you have competant team mates,hows the connection ect. please stop posting on here you played one game with someone and you can instantly catagorize them as a good or bad player.

also the fact that someone can go 50-5 prbly reflects on there tdm skill which is needed to play games. yes he didnt win so what the guy went 50-5 (maybe) im just saying i have trouble braking 40 when im really trying and i have at least one other person to play way. if he can do that well with no one he prbly could help out a team that wants to win.

Couldn't agree more.