Review of some top 500 players I've seen

It's unfortunate that not all of us can be as awesome at frivolous activities that are meant to be fun rather than a part time job.

I'll just be happy being awesome at having a career, owning a home, having a car, and garnering a lot of respect from friends, family and colleagues. Those are things to be proud of. Pretty sure my headstone won't read: "mediocre at life, but AWESOMESAUCE at MNC."

So if trying to actually play the game correctly (Pushing lanes, killing bots and turrets) makes people tryhards.. Does going out of your way to Deathmatch and play the incorrectly make you a failhard..?

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But if we have all of those things and are awesome at MNC, then can't we gloat?

No, because I can one up everyone. See cause back in the days before the internet had such a thing as graphics, there were these things all M.U.D.s. Multi-User Dungeons. I played them when I was 12. On them I sang the monty python spam song and coined the term internet spam. Read it and weep you pack of tryhard babies. I was the first grieffer in history. True stroy.

hudson some of the **** you come up... i just dont have words..

I'll take six.

Zing! Good thing this topic is about playing a video game, and not real life.. Otherwise I would bring up some of my personal stuff, like the reason I quit the game for an entire month and didn't touch my xbox at all(OMG but I didn't make a thread about it!)

In reality, I play this game less than most you silly forum randies. I'm just naturally talented

you monitering are play time now. your just so cute getting all defensive everytime someone says something to you. look at you. awwwwwwwwww

Who are you?

the new guy that finds all of your post to be ego stroking self centerd attention seeking. so i figured id just give you some attention and hopefully youd shut the hell up

So much arrogance in one person.

You have absolutely nothing relevant to say. All you do is assert what you seem to think is your superiority, which is in fact a superiority complex. I'd tell you to get some help, but you're probably going to think that you know better than me.

As it is, you've formed a reputation for trash talking and being. Quit while you're ahead and you may be able to salvage what is left of your reputation.

It's even more funny because he isn't even good.

I'm pretty sure I played a game against him this week and took a huge steaming pile all over his gunner. Hell if im not mistaken ( I may be) I even killed him with a melee while not juiced.

I'm glad I gained a reputation for... being? I don't need forum kids to like me, people I play with like me because I have fun in the game and because I'm a blast to play with.

Haha. Talking straight outta your *** kid. I don't think I've ever played with you, and if I did it clearly wasn't very long, because if it was you would've raged.

It wasn't really that hard to kill gunners before, go after weak ones or grapple one then slash once.. Congrats.. You whored a class that was way overpowered and glitchy, and now you're going to cry yourself to sleep tonight because the only class you could do anything with is now more realistic. (Now I may be wrong on this, not sure. LOLOL)

On Topic I just played with this BeatDown718 random.. Decided to talk a bit of **** before the game, but at least he didn't rage quit.. He stuck around to go 4-17 while I broke off 40 kills in his ***.

I somehow feel closer to all of the forum regulars after reading these 24 pages. Woot! Go us "tryhard nerds."
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lol wut

I would agree under the condition that "what he does" is referring to talking smack.

I respect Deadeye as a player but I wouldn't say he's the best gunner. He's great at getting kills but that is only a small part of being good at crossfire. As I said on another thread I enjoy playing against him as he actually presents a challenge. And then that experience is ruined by whatever little quip he chooses to make.

Why aspire to be Kobe when you could be Jordan?

This.

people tend to show their true colors on the interwebs!

Gunner- Be able to out gun opponents(EASY), mortar turrets, protect teammates. Got 'em

You do realize that Jordan talks a bunch of ****, right? Maybe not in the public eye, but he talked. He, and all greats, know that any sort of game is mostly mental(especially in video games). From my experiences being able to get under the skin of foes is much better than having them be your friend. That being said, I'm more of.. if Jordan had buttseckz with Kobe and they produced a white kid who was great at video games. (Edit: But thank you Uber, I respect your respect)

(I'm not sure if there's a diamond ring big enough for Kobe's wife to forget this affair. ZING)

Lolz to the max.