Private Match Community 2014: did we really make it this far?

The last lazer razer match we played on the same team. It was right after the steel peel match where you played my support and I never got more than 3/4 of an overheal because you'd break it and chase people. I got wrecked because you would rather play for yourself. The next match water on fire was my support and you were my assault. You did whatever you thought was best for you at any given moment, not the team. Must have been about a week ago, so there you go.. I thought of a time. I doubt water would remember specifics, but I'm sure he'd know what I was talking about if I mentioned it to him since he was there next to me.

All it comes down to scratch is you only play for yourself or stats. You'll always go for an easy cherry picked kill over a match up that's beneficial to your team. People talk about making plays, and you're just not a play maker. I don't know any play making gunners who give up map control on lazer razer to go help an assassin in his lane. I'll give you some credit though because you're great at capitalizing on other's plays. You find yourself in good 1v1 situations frequently, but like I said it's a team game.


You say you don't play for stats, but so far you're the only one that disagrees? While at least 3/4 of private match players think you do. I guess the majority is wrong and you're just a sadly mistaken kid in a world of people out to get them.

You're definitely Onelessninja. Same exact style of typing.

All his call outs are someones trying to kill me.. Seams pretty selfish to me

Selfish calling out where you are? You always over extend making me call you out or else you'll sit in a our bot spawn.

As for Teapot, I know my support stinks, It's my worst class. (it's also hard to communicate with the when the support and gunner have each other muted)
However, on LazerRazor my assault went HAM... The assaults job is to clean up kills stink.. And also my assault bombs the gunner like 25 times a game so don't say I don't help the team. My assault bombed the gunner MANY times, kept the sniper in his base, bombed the support also, and put A LOT of pressure on the tank. If that's not enough then you're the problem bro. Majority isn't always right... Especially when the majority is under 5.

Shammas, shut up about the ninja thing who honestly gives a cr4p. <-- I know Fanboys like using club tags quoting me n stuff so there's a new one. cr4p. Enjoy GC2MT

That's the lazer razer game I'm talking about where you kill feed on noxious while me and water are in the middle fighting everyone. You're lucky I don't have it capped cause I'd be shocked if you bombed the support even once when you were near me. All I have to go by luckily enough for you is water on fire, who I'm sure would agree that you weren't doing **** to help the team. Hell even when I play gunner against you're assault I watch you avoid me at all costs unless it's to clean up a kill.

It makes sense to me though, of course you think the assaults only job is to clean up kills. Like I said you seem to do great at capitalizing on other people's plays, but don't create any plays of your own. The assault is the best class for creating a play for the team. I bet you think the gunner's job is to hold the middle of the map and kill anyone who over extends. I bet you think the assassin's job is to build juice, kill the gunner, and never get the anni. Support's job is to throw insta-strikes, use your shotgun and heal your firebase, Sniper's job is to sit with 1/3rd or 1/2 map control, build juice, juice on gunner and run away to build more juice. Tank's job is to purposely let bots in the base in order to punch them so one can get juice, even if it means those bots are still shooting your team. Rinse/Repeat.

So if ask 20 people if they think scratchy plays for stats, or plays for his team, you think that number won't in the 15-20 range?

Ttyl.

Why do you even play this game again?

Ttyl

This just in, Scratchy explained to us in party how to play gunner, so you can learn. There are 2 ways to play gunner, horizontally and vertically. It's hard to explain. So basically you just need to master the crossword gunner Teapot.

TTYL

If you play vertically, you mainly focus on there gunner... When you kill him you push up ignoring the bot players. When you push up with your assault on there gunner you can put them in there base easily and hold it but the problem is you're letting the bot players past... Most gunners do this and get mad at the bot players for not walking bots in..

Horizontally you start off killing anyone who over extends to get a pick them push the gunner. If you successfully kill there gunner you fly between bot lanes killing the bot players. If your timing is good, you can get prepared for the gunner when he comes back. You push slower up, but an advantage is your bot players have an easier time.

I usually play horizontally. That's why some people can think I play for stats... I move slowly but effectively. With my whole team.

I was thinking of sudoku

Do you know the meaning of the word "vertical"?

Asking that makes me really sad for you

Well if his gunner is anything like his assassin, I can probably show you. Here's how you play the crossword assassin.

Umm what am I looking for... Is the one lag there all??? Not like it changes anything I got a tap and survived for .00005 sec longer. Keep in mind it wouldn't have changed the game

Also that one trip is worth the lag guest kid award??? LMAO

I asked scratchy why did he play the game if 3/4 of the community didn't like him. His response, "I like to troll."

My thoughts- How do you troll a community that has you blocked, muted, and removed from every party chat?

You are aware that forwards and backwards is not vertical, correct?

I can't believe I am explaining this...