NEW CHARACTER???!

I found this on Uberent twitter: We're finishing up Uncle Tully's Funland update for Monday Night Combat on Steam. Will drop this week. New map, character, balance. #mnc

notice this part: "New map, character, balance. #mnc"
character, balance
character, balance
c?
:O

Introducing our newest mascot, Canadian Bacon!

Gives silver level endorsements on everything!

Oh dear god I KNEW IT!

I feel MNC needs an Elven character capable of weilding destructive magic.

Crossing my fingers for a sniper replacement!

Moar pitgirl

Less clothes.

Sniper replacement... lol... just, lol...

I am crossing my fingers for someone to walk up to me one day and hand me 1 million dollars. I guess we can both keep dreaming... because we know it ISN'T going to happen.

It is a sniper in a videogame. It isn't going anywhere. Nobody is going to make a shooter and just not have one. Not bungee. Not infinity ward. Not treyarch (but they sure nerfed the hell out of them, go play that?). Nobody.

Clown Mascot?

There is a game based around sniping people as you jump off a bridge?

Uber needs to ban skilled people.

You'll get lonely playing by yourself

ZING!

Uber needs to ban skilled people with elephant sized egos.

Congrats on not getting it.

You too Epsiodude.

I want the new character to be the pig I suggested in another thread that runs around the map. When/if you kill it it drops a slice of bacon :lol:

Sadly I doubt this to be the case

I find it funny that you only listed makers of garbage console shooters

i'd guess clown mascot, or else that creepy face would be so out of place lol

God you don't even know me and know what angers me.

It's spelled E-S-P-I-O-D-U-D-E.
And pronounced Es-Pee-Oh-Dood.

Grrrr.
Lol I'm not really mad, a looooot of people do that.

episodude?

like episode + dude = episodude?

Awww, I was gonna say something along those lines

but yes I too find it most humorous