Monday Night Combat Lessons

This thread has quickly turned from p cool thread...

















TO BEST THREAD EVAR

I'm so confused :/ Mr. Pony says he's serious about this and everyone is snapping at him and he's snapping at everyone back. I don't like it when people bum points through "teaching" or "boosting" but all this snapping isn't cool either... Very confused... Maybe I just don't understand any of this Ignorance is bliss.

(I really hope Pony is a guy so I don't sound like a moron calling him Mr and stuff :/)

thanks for sticking up for me janewayne

these forum bullies can get the best of me sometime

... I typed something but now I deleted it and changed my mind. Don't know what to say :/ I just don't like all the angry posts lately.

me either...i offer a discount to my fellow forum members and the next thing i know their jumping down my throat

Well, after reading some of your posts elsewhere... I dunno how serious you really are or if you're just being odd... Or if you are serious but like messing with people... I dunno. I'm just gonna make a sad face and drop this now I think...

it's cool, can't blame me for trying i guess i thought i was doing something right for once

thats i discount jesus christ! whats a normal charge for you. And the reason were posting this is because alot of us post free tactics on the forums all the time.

START OF A GAME. (picking class)When you start a game you need to be aware of the map which you are playing on. This will help with choosing your class.
FOR EXAMPLE: The map im playing on is ammomule and should try to play with a long range class like the sniper.

Now you probably have a few classes in mind for this match. To elimate it down to one. Look at your teamates classes. If your playing Steelepeel arena chances are you will have either 2 or 3 snipers in this case be a Support or Assault.

OUT OF THE GATE
As of now the game has just started. Now upgrade one skill.
Now go build either a fully upgraded Laser turret. or wait for your $50 which should be gifted a few seconds into the game and build a rocket turret.


PICKING YOUR ROLE
So are you now going to go offensive or defensive?
For a example im going to use the assault he can do both very well so his my example

OFFENSE
If your going offense you need to upgrade a skill that would help at getting in your enemys face or to get a easy fast kill. SO A ASSAULT would upgrade its charge to level 3

Now establish a point about 3/4s to your enemys base and get familar as this will be your main area of battle. If possible find a corner of elevated area. Now as robots pass use your secondary. In most cases is better against BOTS and turrets.



DEFENCE

If your going defense you need money I suggest sitting near your front turrets and killing bots
for money. Now make sure to either build or upgrade your front turrets this will make you take credit for there kills. Now your main goal is to keep the turrets up and make sure know pro's get to close keep them moving. You dont want a enemy to set up camp near your moneyball or turrets.

WILL BE UPDATED SOON PEACE!

Ugh.

^lol

peachy pony thinks he is some kind of a long-term experienced prodigy, like LaughingHyena

i still bet the assault in the tutorial actually teaches you more about the game than peachy.

playing with him for 3 hours =/= being as good as him

common sense

me playing against organous on SF4 for 3 hours =/= being as good as him

it took me about a week of hour games, and some research on the side, to be as good as him on a few characters.

Hey Peachy, maybe you should get all the achievements in MNC before you go off offering lessons because you're amazing at this game :roll:

Is there a money back guarantee?

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Page two of this thread is hilarious for several reasons.

i love how people still dont understand that that was a joke :lol: :lol:

edit: oh i said exactly what you said. Sorry

All I have to say about this entire thread is "Lol." /thread

I have no reason for lessons. You learn a game by playing it and learning from your mistakes.

Just posting to say that after sending in my payment and a nice four training session I finally achieved my long term goal of finishing a match with a positive kill / death ratio. Peachpoony was a very informative instructor and even stopped saying old racial slurs when I asked him politely to cease. Again, very enjoyable experience and I will be paying for more lessons as soon as I find grandmas bank card again.

Fixed that up nice for you.