Mass Effect 3 thread

Geth Engineer
Geth Engineer
Geth Engineer

Batarians! Batarians! Batarians!

Oh and a Krogan Vanguard! I must be dreaming!

I just learned that Keith David (Anderson) also voiced the Flame King on Adventure Time.

Mathematical.

It's sad that the multiplayer is the only I keep coming back to in this game.

GG Deadpool for those matches. Where'd you have to go, anyway?

re-bump.

GG's again to Deadpool. Those gold matches were fun. Especially the last one.

Asari adepts are cool. And I had family visiting.

The DLC for Mass Effect 3's ending comes out in 3 days. I doubt we'll be building any houses on Rannoch but one can dream. Ooh, I really wanted my Shepard to live happily ever after with Tali *tears*.

I've learned my lesson getting excited for anything with an EA tag on it, so my expectations aren't high at all.

I see one of two things happening:

1) It will satisfy me, in which case I will use my other saves to replay.

2) I will play, see the updated content, be disappointed, resell on Amazon.

My money is on #2.

Sorry Tali, I wanted to give you that house, but Bioware\EA are a bunch of bastards.


Probably not going to buy any other ME spinoffs, this ending business soured me too much.

And if they think I'm going to buy any DLC, they can bite me.

>boot up ME3 to see the new extended ended DLC
>beat the game as normal and credits roll
>after the credits, the pedo man and the "starchild" are staring at the sky just as before
>Child: "So.. I'm confused about that last part"
>camera angle changes and you can see the child is wearing a shirt that says "Bioware Customer" and that the pedo man is now CASEY HUDSON
>he procedes to explain to the child about how the ending was "HURR 2DEEP4U" and mocks him
>DLC message pops up as before
>"Press A to unlock the premium extended cut ending!"
>Pressing A will charge $10 from your bank account and begin a video of Casey Hudson shitting on a stack of Mass Effect games
>IGN releases article "OMG BEST ENDING SHOULD HAVE CHARGED MONEY 11/10"

Tempted to just think of this as the real ending:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8DZApxgmEc&t=6m30s