Discussion in 'Unrelated Discussion' started by spazzdla, October 18, 2013.
I'd rudder read my jokes any day.
What's a snail on a boat called?
What do you call a waterclogged sandwich?
It took me a minute, but i got it! this is brilliant!
Why did Anakin cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
What did the imperial pilot wear to the party?
How do Jedi read the PDF files in the Archives?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Your Mom's so FAT she can't save files larger than 4GB!
Mayor of Calgary in Canada:
We need that mayor in Brazil desperaly
There was an old lady named Wright
Who could travel much faster than light
She departed one day, in a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
Hey it's almost winter for Aus.
More like Crysis of Duty
What is it called when you lend money to a bison?
Bit racist but I laughed so hard
Not racist, sexist.
Also way too obvious.
THIS is a racist joke:
What do you call it when you see your television floating around at night?
Separate names with a comma.