Jokes

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  1. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    I'd rudder read my jokes any day.
  2. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    What's a snail on a boat called?

    A snailor!
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  3. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    What do you call a waterclogged sandwich?

    A submarine!
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  4. Devak

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    It took me a minute, but i got it! this is brilliant! ;)
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  5. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Why did Anakin cross the road?
    To get to the Dark Side.

    What did the imperial pilot wear to the party?
    A TIE.

    How do Jedi read the PDF files in the Archives?
    Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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  6. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    meowtain.jpg
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    websterx01 Post Master General

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    Your Mom's so FAT she can't save files larger than 4GB!
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  10. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Mayor of Calgary in Canada:

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  11. arthursalim

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    We need that mayor in Brazil desperaly
  12. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    There was an old lady named Wright
    Who could travel much faster than light
    She departed one day, in a relative way
    And returned on the previous night.
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  13. infinitycanvas

    infinitycanvas Well-Known Member

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    Bitcoin.

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  14. phantomtom

    phantomtom Active Member

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    ME :) lol
  15. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Hey it's almost winter for Aus.

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  16. Devak

    Devak Post Master General

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    More like Crysis of Duty
  17. spazzdla

    spazzdla Active Member

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    What is it called when you lend money to a bison?

    A Buffa-loan!
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  18. Remy561

    Remy561 Post Master General

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    Bit racist but I laughed so hard :p
    Edit: Sexist
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  19. tehtrekd

    tehtrekd Post Master General

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    Not racist, sexist.
    Also way too obvious.

    THIS is a racist joke:

    What do you call it when you see your television floating around at night?
    Paranormal Blacktivity!
    ...I'msorryuberplsdon'tbanme
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  20. infinitycanvas

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    minorities amiright?

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