put a GoPro necklace on your cat they said. it'll be fun they said. http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL9005P_460sv.mp4
I just realised this is a great time to be a physics teacher/professor. Any time a student gets kinematics wrong you can draw Han Solo saying "That's not how The Force works!" to mark work.
If we should start anywhere, this is a splendid place to start. Overall, we need to realize, the pauper dress, that they live their days wearing and being able to afford and groom for, should NOT be prosecuted for being worn to court that they did not volunteer to show up at, but were summoned. That should be the building block, should be allowing anyone to wear anything.