Pick up the slack guys I'm not the only guy with jokes here. Just the only guy with good ones. Why is basic healthcare like irony? Americans don't get it. ZING.
What, cause they sing "i come from the land down under" then Waltzing Mathilda (cause its your erzats national anthem)?
No. It's just an iconic Aussie song that I wouldn't expect you silly foreigners to recognize . And it's about a homeless man who steals a sheep and then commits suicide when the police turn up. People who want it to be our national anthem are friggin' nuts.
I, for one, like Roman numerals. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything." My grandfather has the heart of a lion, the legs of a gazelle, and a lifetime ban from the local zoo. My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying.It seemed very important to him that I have it. I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade." I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust. Chalkboards are remarkable. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.
