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  1. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Hey remember how if you point your hand close to a CRT screen when you turned it on you could feel the static field?

    YES YOU DO OLD MAN!
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    Geers Post Master General

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  4. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Why do vampires use Linux?


    They don't like windows in their house.
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  5. squishypon3

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    I dunno, anyone around 16 and above should remember floppy disks. ;P
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  6. websterx01

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    Nah. I started on CDs and XP when I was like 4, so unless your parents weren't keeping up, I doubt it.
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  7. squishypon3

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    I know my uncle kept around some older computers, may be why I know of floppy disks.
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    Same here, my dad had a pretty big old collection back when I was young. Now they have all met mr trashcan though since nobody had a floppy reader in their pc anymore :p
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  10. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'
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    My dad used to keep a big collection of floppy discs around the house when I was little. I enjoyed taking them apart and breaking them since they were so fragile and I liked playing with the sliding metal piece :p
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    Hah! I'm taking CISCO right now, so I get it! ;D
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    That's ok @tunsel11 - here's another :p

    I hear they're making a new movie about the VW scandal, starring Tom Cruise. It'll be called, "Emissions Impassable".
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    YOU CANNOT PASS!

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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    I want a college professor to put a mop head on his head, and hold the mop handle and do the "You shall not PASS" thing to all the kids that fail.
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    New dinosaur! Dilophosaurus Pope!

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