Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
When does a boat show affection? Spoiler When it hugs the shore. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? Spoiler A fence "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
Turning away from all of the ebola (Man, I have heard this nonstop and I can't seem to spell it right...) nonsense Britain doesn't make any sense, It make pounds! Stupid little thing I came up with this morning...
On this note, I was in Vancouver, BC over the weekend, and I kept on trying to get some dollar bills for tips at the bar, but they kept telling me I was loony.