"Itz ez to kill peoplez wit Assassin"

This thread needs more PeachyPony before it gets locked.

I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been locked yet. I coulda sworn I saw Ekanaut on earlier...

Peachypony? I demand an explanation. Or at least some whipped cream/saddle.

Also, with the knowledge of the internet's version of a chastity belt on the way:

inb4lock

There. Let the old ways continue.

Randomdude's avatar is so nice. Almost hypnotizing.

Of ******* course you killed me a couple times by yourself, a juice assassin that's coming straight for you is pretty hard to get away from as a gunner when they avoid your slam. I'll give you some credit, you have some skills as the assassin, but you could be better. You're relatively sneaky and good at the jump/slash, but your shurikens are terrible. On LR i was able to jump up and down on the walls and you couldn't hit me with one juiced shuriken. It's so sad that you said I was 'impossible' to kill, then make a thread to show I'm not 'as good as I claim to be'. It's total LOLz.

Kids talking **** when they know how good I am.. :lol:

I don't get enough compliments for it, lol.

I tried about freaking 20 other .gifs before I resorted to this one. Everything else was to big (lol), or took up to many kb. So, after going through all of them one by one, I found out only this one worked. Whether this is a sign from god, or my computer, I'm not sure.

I only know prolonged exposure is not safe. I have to blink eventually........

Yeah aiming with the Shuriken launcher tends to be pretty hard while dodging an Assault and Sniper, and also making sure the ejector doesn't get hit.

People that dislike me can't stop telling me how good I am.. I can take the occasional retarded thread, and the occasional 4v1 pub game where I don't come out on top.

:twisted:

Annnddddddd...Scene.

*looks for devs*

Well, if we're going down this beaten old path:

No Hudson. There are no gods with colored names and 29.5 grams of Spunky Cola here to lock this thread. NONE.

i just had to do it?

I'd commission EgoRaptor to make AWESOME NIGHT COMBAT FORUMS for all this drama.

When do we hit intermission? I wanna hit the snack bar.

I hear the next scene we get to hear about how Hudson and DeadEye are twins, not to mention the epic battle scene between Shammas and Lief, followed by the short outro by Scathis.

Then this epic battle between me and Shammas will be interrupted by life-changing news from Himicane... something has happened to Billy that requires our immediate attention! It is at that point the epic battle is postponed.

:shock:
Bolt got DeadEye pregnant and I'm supposed to be the godfather?

***SPOILER ALERT***






PeachyPony makes his long awaited appearance to notify everyone in the thread that he has now reached a 7.002 k/d. PeachyPony's accomplishments bring the players posting in the thread to a mutual agreement that indeed PeachyPony is the greatest MNC player and bantering about each others skill level was just a waste of time to begin with. PeachyPony's many nights of ignoring the money ball and ravaging spawns with his never ending juice cycles finally pay off and brings peace to the forum war between Deadeye and everyone. Shammas will somehow take PeachyPony's post seriously and his inferior complex will try to justify PeachyPony's impressive k/d. Shammas will then try to steal the spotlight and issue a 1v6 challenge to PeachyPony and try to use the word "competitive" as much as he can in one paragraph in hopes that there is somebody on this forum that takes him seriously. Everybody else will rejoice in PeachyPony's glory.

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly laugh anymore.....PEACHY!


@randomdude I'm glad somebody else brought it up, my eyes latch right onto your avatar every time you post ffs
All glory to the hipnodude


I honestly thought this topic was gonna be something completely different, about bad players not understanding there are 10101083 ways to counter the assassin class

Guess I wasn't far off in my assumption though!

@the topic at hand
I'm not surprised, kudos to leif, hes a great sin
lols to deadeye, hes a great troll


Btw lief, hit me up in game next time you see me on or something, I've got some stuff to test and show you.


OH btw, I heard hudson beat deadeye.

At first I thought the number of ways to counter Assassins was binary or something.....

And what did I bring up? I honestly can't tell what you're referring to.

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