ITT: Real rage quotes from private matches

Important context is missing from rams quote. Something about him jerking off in the back was included before the ejaculation inquiry

"Feedle just nailed me with a sniper level 2 grapple and ruined mah uber!!"

"Feedle's air strike under the ammo mule dome just nailed 4 people dry humpin bullseye"

lol those two are my favs

The subtle bragging thread is down the hall and to the left.

Didn't hear that part.

But yeah, I'm very certain I can ejaculate. I can send plenty of samples if you really want proof.

Referring to me? I'm assuming that's how you came up with the last poll option on your troll IAMA thread.

No one wants to see your blanks.

i am head and shoulders above everyone else that plays this game!
- some guy with great sniper positioning

Why the **** can't I land a shot?

-Snack


WOW, my Sniper is so ******* garbage!.

-Snack

WOW, am I really losing to (insert newer PM player here)

-Snack

I'm NOT losing to (insert newer PM player here)

-Snack

first quote was from chollo
2nd quote was from anyone i nailed that with on ammo mule... crimsonautum was in that game

"I cannot wait till human cloning is finally achieved so that I will never have to rely on you useless people ever again!"

most memorable rage quote i've heard in a lobby. guess who? lol.

Hahahaha. This brought a smile to my face

"Where's my tail Pooh?"
-Snack

After a long stalemate and being pinned for a while.
"OK, I don't think I am going to bother healing your gunner anymore since it doesn't seem to matter. I think I can be more efficient focusing elsewhere..."
Shortly thereafter, a juiced support gets their money ball down for us...

:lol: Who was Gunnuh and Support that game?

I was gunner, Chron was support.

"You guys push up, me and bob are going to spawn bots for the rest of the match" Bob gets assassinated by knave "Never mind, Bob sucks at spawning bots"

lol good times

I was sniper on steel peel, our team had map control and i had a ice trap at the jump pad landing spot. i was sitting on juice when i saw our tank sitting in the doorway trying to push bots in. i say to the team lets push right lane now and i jump down with him and juice to kill the enemy sniper and assassin and get killed by the enemy tank as our bots jump on the enemy money ball.

as im dying i hear the number 1 assault say " hes in a f'ing ice trap you better kill him. Omg i was so close to juice and i die because our sniper is retarded and cant kill a f'ing gunner in a f'ing ice trap. Oh their balls down its a good thing we have good bot pushers because our slayers are completly useless. dont worry me and the bot pushers will win the match for us, the rest of you just keep being useless.




One captain uses their pick to get the #1 assault, second captain chooses "#1" gunner only to find out he wont play gunner on a non stacked team and their first pick will be playing support or tank while complaining about his slayers being useless.

this sounds like it could have been me, but i honestly dont remember saying it so il just assume it was miracle. either way i support the primary slayers right to complain about everything, because until everyone else shows some balls and plays on the front line there is little room for complaining. players like myself, skill, miracle, kckzi, shammas, wildman, chollo, gunked, etc are basically depended on to do nothing but play slayer classes on a regular basis and battle amongst each other so that others can have a good time. on top of that, more times than not the number of top slayers seems to be odd so the underdogged slaying lineup puts forth even better effort just to make pm's happen. i wonder how the pm community would end up if the well known slayers just stuck to tank assassin and support or stopped playing altogether, because its the slayers who are criticized the most for their complaints about everything else happening around them, but the people who complain dont stop to think for the moments and consider what the community would be like if those players stopped playing or refused to take the bulk of the responsibility or overall criticism and just play bot/support classes.

the first exaple shows how the lesser known players get no credit when they help the team win and still get blamed for not being in the exact right spot to save a top player.


The second part i was talking about when a captain uses his first pic on chron knowing he has a great assault and is a top slayer. the second captain picks miracle first thinking hes got a top slayer for balance and to counter chron. its only after the teams are picked that miracle says hes playing support or tank and their stuck using their 5th round pick as gunner or assault. as good as he is people dont pick him in the first round thinking they need a really good tank or support. it usually leads to a mismatch as one team has way better slayers while the other teams best players are in supporting roles.
it works better if both teams top players pick support roles at the same time so its not just one teams weakest players against some of the top slayers

it's a team game if the team wins everyone wins and vice versa. So the team is responsible for your screw ups and anyone else's.