ITT: Real rage quotes from private matches

I normally ask politely, if they don't listen then i'll bitch at you.

If you sui-striked yourself for the rest of the game because you weren't healing the gunner, it wouldn't make much of a difference. Lrn2leashscrub.

And at least everybody knows how amazing Joker is at Monday Night Combat!

ITT:

Nice. What is this making fun of, the image seems familiar but I am not sure...

Angry Birds.

4 GUYS JUST SHOT AT ME.Which means they wernt shooting at you!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Im dead

Buncha Smellies IM DONE

I think this is how that whole Chris Benoit thing started.

lol
i gota a good one which i remember last time i played

game titled: Overtime

Team slaughter: yeah lets let this drag to overtime to stack and pad our kills and make them not want to play this game ever again.

Team getting slaughtered: maybe if we make it to overtime we can win.

Team slaughter: ok im going to juice as a support and finish the game and we rock

Team getting slaughtered: oh no juiced support. Let me charge 3 him away so he cant shotgun. Youse guys finish their ball.

[Out of the spawn and charge 3 the raging support...]

Team slaughter: You f"**N FAGGOT stupid F2$@#(# TANK! @@$@$!@@$#$@#

team getting slaughtered: lol lol lulz

Team getting slaughtered won

You know what would be great? Kills don't count unless you win. Deaths do, just not kills...

It's one thing about League of Legends that makes it so much better than MNC. Wins are so much more rewarded than kills. It makes you actually want to play to win. IN LOL, everybody is always playing to win, even in pub matches. Even if you're fking around (which would be the equiv of having your assassin go for kills and your assault push bots), you're still ultimately trying to win.

Thats the kind of thing that gets you kicked off teams
- iTz Positive

If just 25% of my shots registered i would have had 60 kills that game
- Plex

DONDE FUNMETER
- Mami and Papa

WHAT THE FRICK/FREAK!!!
- The One Darryl

"If everyone was just worse than me, I'd be the best player in this game." -Kicker C

Gunner Guru: Good gunner my ***...
>I was playing gunner.

Assault Guru: I'll be back in a minute.
>Match starts, waiting for the mighty Assault Guru.
>I pick assault, as sniper and assault were the only choices left. My sniper is awful.
>He comes back, we're pushed back into our spawn.
Assault Guru: This sh** wouldn't be happening if the yielding ****ing retard hadn't picked assault. For ****'s sake, man....

Assault Guru: Where the **** is our tank?! For ****'s sake, grow a **** and push up, Ram! Can Ram even ejaculate?! Jesus Christ...
>I was playing tank, chasing Hawkshade (enemy assassin) around Ammo Mule.

Is this really coming from a guy who works at stop and shop? Or am I misinformed?

You mean a teenager who just enrolled in college is not making six figures? what a fvcking disgrace

Yeah, dude, that was kinda uncalled for.

Lmfao.

I guess he forgot something to say to Eddie Guerrero so he left the Earth with his family.

Oh god, I'm so going to hell for making fun of dead people :cry:

This happens a lot


*Gunk joins a random party

(insert MNC Pub Star): Hey its Gunked the douche bag

Gunked: um, hi?

(insert MNC Pub Star's Friends): I remeber this guy he is a juice whore bitch. He killed me non stop with juice and everytime i was about to kill him he popped his juice. This guy is a huge bitch

Gunked: Im sorry do I know you? :?

(insert MNC Pub Star): you got to admit you do play like a fckin f@g

Gunked: Sorry? :? *doesnt know why there is so much hate*

(MNC Pub Star's Friends): Kick this juice whore

Gunked: Yall suck, every single last one of you get **** on.

*Leaves party before kick*

I hope that kid dies in a natural disaster. -Chollo

Oh dear God I'm on the floor laughing