ITT: Post unexpected facts about yourself

So take it 'Back to the Future' "no salt on the roads where we are going"

the truck doesnt time-travel, retard. the delorean does. have you ever actually seen the movies?

Seriously, how long did it take you to dissect that stupid little joke i made and try to make me look stupid. You sir are an assclown, go away, you are attempting to turn this community back in to the landfill that we were trying to get it out of. You have some major problems with yourself, turning some playful banter in to hatred. Human garbage

according to the timestamp on the posts, less than 1 minute.

tables man, you better check you's self before you wreck yo self, be all up in hizzy talkin bout dem things you know nuthin 'bout. you better bounce up on outta here before i slap the vin diesel outta you you honkey white boy. imma go reverse-tupac all up in here and cap a brotha if you dont cool your stuff, whitey.

word.

i believe the phrase you were looking for was :

"chickity check yo self, before you wreck yo self" - Ice Cube.

also, because i'm bad for your health. droppin' bombs on ya moms **** car alarms
don't foul crime, i'm that nigga withca alpine

Pure ignorance..........only response

How's Jurassic Park?

is this you?

There are no wiggers in the bronx nor any white guys.

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i figured he was black

Oh I thought you were white

I didn't troll at all. just saying it's stupid to post your pic on a gaming forum in general.

and why you mad at me, I never trolled you at all.
You're just looking to start fights now, aren't you. not getting the attention you're used to, mister I never start derailing it's always the trolls?

stupid afro-american person.

Why do you care?

because turntables is a dumb afro american person

I am 6' 6" 235lbs.

Am older than most people here (age 34).

If you count ASL, I speak four languages and am working on another one.

I used to wrestle, and could never make the transition to MMA - the fundamentals were too different to me, especially when standing. Plus, I just hated the idea of hurting people.

I like anime and use KIRA as my club tag, but it was not my idea. It was an idea of a friend of mine who also uses the tag.

I am a vegetarian.

I learned ASL because stupidity made me lose all my hearing for about a year. To this day I only have 15% hearing in one ear and 25% in the other - as such I have a hard time hearing assassins sneaking up (some days are better than others) and can't determine the direction of gun fire in game despite having surround sound. I am awesome at reading lips.

I tried weed on a few occasions, didn't much like it. I am all for legalization, but wouldn't do it even if it was legal.

I volunteer at a homeless veterans shelter that is run by a church group. They don't quite know what to make of me because I am an atheist. I appreciate that the people in charge are at least walking the walk; even if I don't agree with all of their views, I admire their conviction. I honestly believe having a sense of humor and some patience can bridge the gaps between people.

I have horrible insomnia. My record is 6 days without sleep. By day 4 you tend to start to hallucinate.

I wear braces - I know I am older, but having straight teeth is nice and I finally got insurance that covers ortho.

I bought MNC in 2010 during summer of arcade. I never played it seriously until about August 2011...

UNKNOWN FACTS!!!!
-Tall
-Fat
-I use to be really damn good at guitar hero (for all you gh3 guys i got 680K on TTFAF-Expert)
-I am a 15 year old drop out, soon to be getting my GED (16 now)
-I would call myself a regular smoker of the marijuana
-If i had one choice of a brew, I would say Bud Light Select
-I am down for the legalization of pot, but who knows what our government would do it -_-

Now that I think about it, I'm a fucking loser. Oh well, I'm going to go masturbate!

What's you're youtube channel?

i got this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOKLno66EC0

Might as well post some, try to keep this thread on topic:

- I'm an average-sized man (Maybe a little more)

- I'm a senior in high school and plan to get an advanced diploma (which probably means nothing)

- I am an artist and plan on making a career out of it (not sure what though)

- 98% of the time my head phones are always on my ears

- Very introverted (mostly because the people who live near me are hicks and probably can't spell their own name)

- I dream of taking DMT

- I'm a Tibetan Buddhist

- Pyre is a fag (jk, no, jk, no, jk)

- I LOVE Touhou

EDIT:

I'm also one of these people (PS that's my dad)

Im canadian, 6"0, 240 lbs. Happily married with 2 kids, work construction for a paving company as a rollerman/tamperman (compaction). Work 50-60 hours a week 10-12 hours a day. Laid off in the winter and shovel snow and salt sidewalks. Been playing video games since the age of 3 (donkey kong jr in the arcade at the donut shop)

I like to find glitches and exploits in games and the first one i ever knew about was donkey kong on the colecovision. Theres actually a warp zone on the first level when you climb the ladder and go back down then move left 1 step and right 3 steps/frames then jump. Me and a friend of mine discovered it way back in the day and somehow the rest of the world found out about it too. Lol

Im a castle crasher pro. Don't play arena but I can do alot of amazing things in the game. Have all characters all gold skulls from insane mode play throughs.

I love old arcade games like pacman, time pilot etc... Still have a spirit for watching pro wrestling. Went to wrestlemania 6 at skydome and saw warrior beat hogan. Pretty depressing moment to watch live since warrior sucked.

Umm been playing mnc almost since launch, been banned from this forum too many times. Made way too many enemies and many friends. Don't take things to seriously in life since I had luikimia (blood cancer) as a child so I try to enjoy things and make the best of it.

I have many friends from all over the country and its cool talking to them and realizing that not every place in the world is the same as yours.

Used to play guitar and bass in a metal band but since i could never find a drummer i pretty much gave up.

Also have a huge passion for kung fu and martial arts films. Over 400 movies in my collection and I guess you could say im a hong kong cinama nerd.

Other then that I dont play games for k'd or crap... I play to have fun and try and win.

To all my haters I lol at you. To all my friends thanks for putting up with me.