ITT: Post unexpected facts about yourself

Birthday is Kansas Day.

5'5 and about 120. (although I really don't look all that fat)

Last name means peace in Italian.

Took a 6th grade IQ test in 2nd grade, scored like 5 or 6 points below average.

I've set my right foot on fire twice. (no scarring or burn marks or anything, though)

I've never actually read a Deadpool comic. (there's like one comic store I've ever seen and my parents are deathly afraid of buying **** off of the internet)

Used to play on a competitive 360 TF2 team, back when that community actually somewhat resembled this one. I was a soldier/medic occasionally.

I've retrained myself to do the Danger Squeal. (IT'S COMEBACK TIME BABY!)

short and skinny dudes on a video game forum

unexpected

pshh!

6'2" 235

- 6'0, 190
- basketball and baseball my entire life, cross country and track twd the end of high school. 18:10 5k, 4:49 mile, 53.1 400m
- i play in a weekly flag football league, have for a few years along with my brother and a bunch of our friends, tore my hamstring really good a couple years ago
- huge sports fan, NY Giants, NY Rangers, NY Yankees, NY Knicks. attend several games a season for the Rangers and Yankees.
- i am engaged to be married to my fiance Nicole, aka Zel owns Randms
- i am 25, older than most of you
- i get along with most people who bother to get past my aggressive attitude

Naity Hill
6'3
210
22yrs
Coach 8th grade basketball (I can dunk..GET AT ME)
Deliver ZA to fat lazy people
Sexy girlfriend
DESTROY KIDS ARMORLESS (how embaressing)
Recently found out I can play assassin and gunner
I smoke when I play MNC (tradition i guess)
Conan Obrien is amazing
LIONS FAN FOR LOIIIIF!!!
Steve Nash fav athlete
Fantasy football is a pretty big hobby

Yupp

Yesssssir

210lbs?

Drop few pounds and you'll look like Jones?

i smoke weed
i dance on cloggs
my garden is full of tulips

Name: Unknown

- I'm a 6'4 beast weighing around 175 pounds

- My SSBM main is Marth

- I'm better than you at Gears of War 3

- I can run very fast

- I five starred every song in Guitar Hero 2 on expert, GET AT ME BKS!

- I am a faster eater than everybody I have met in my entire life

- Professional Starcraft interests me A LOT

5'4" - 135lbs

born in Scotland

Follow mw3 mlg heavily

my favorite music is rap

if it were my choice, i would have spelled it: "Es Ke Aye El El"

Solves MORE rubiks cubes.

If we go to the locker room my stats are;

Name:Gunked

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 181


Pro Tags;
lactose intolerant

solves rubiks cubes

DDR beast

RHCP fan

Loves drum and bass

5'11 - 160

Skateboarded for 10 years

Traveled nationally for basketball as a kid competing in tournaments in Las Vegas and San Diego. Played in the finals for NJ on the net's home court and won.

Traveled nationally as well for Rugby. Played it for 7 years and barely lost to a team in Union NJ who finished 8th in the nation.

Have the most gnarley brutal sports injury from rugby that to this day hasn't been trumped by anyone I met.

Beast at Halo CE, and pretty good at Halo 2 and Halo 3. Three of my prior teammates have gone pro in 2 and 3.

I DJ some local places in NJ. I'm able to spin mostly any genre, but I'll admit live/spanish music is hard as ****. I'm not some shitty dubstep controller DJ, but use turntables and can use vinyls. I also know how to produce.

I guess I can admit I'm a bit of a club head. I love the atmosphere but not the people.

grew out of my drinking phase a year out of high school. I consider myself a casual drinker, and much more of a smoker.

Used to be fluent in italian when I was younger.. no idea how I'm so bad at it now. Deadpool you're last name is pace?

There's nothing funnier than listening to kids on MNC saying get a life or go outside, calling people nerds etc.

If you knew me in real life, you'd know I'd do anything for a friend. I'm constantly putting others before myself.

^^I can be a club person, a bar person, or a chill person. I truly am just one of those dudes that gets along with just about EVERYBODY.

I have nerdy friends, I have hipster friends, and I have fratty friends. I am friends with the bouncers at most local bars/clubs around my University, I am the VP of Public Relations for Toastmasters at my local school and am friends with everybody in that organization, and I go to this REEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLY hipstery bar every Wednesday where like literally 1/4 of the people there are not only gay, but dressed in drag.

I like people. All people, as long as they're not arrogant or aggressive drunks.

Jigglypuff is better.

LOL

Don't **** with Jiggz.

@Teapot

Yes, in Italian it's pronounced pah-chay, but in America it's like pronounced like base with a p.

that was my reaction last night when you were absolutely baffled at what a stenographer was.

I can't wait to shut you up again smelly