in mnc I have never.......

I have never played a game where i didn't get face grappled less then 5 times.

...been killed by a melee.

I've never gotten ten grapple kills in one match.

That's right, I don't have 200 gamerscore yet.

That's fine, MNC is my only 100% (and I have 3 arcade games, this, Deadliest Warrior and Perfect Dark)

I have never Air Striked the spawn room.

Bless your heart

You are a far better player then me i had done it atleast once and lo and be hold it worked.

I have never taunted with the dagger out. Takes too damn long.

How would you know?! Ah ha!

...got bored of MNC or thought it was getting "old" or "stale".

Oh, notice how I didn't say I never airstruck a spawn room. Make your own assumptions based on that.

Well played sir, well played. I suppose it also doesn't count since sometimes my weapon switch doesn't match my taunt input.

...played Gunner on Spunky.

I have never been killed by a scrambler.

Sadly I have been killed by a Scrambler, and that was back when Snipers spawned 1 at a time.

I used to ask why people say scramblers are worthless, because I used to see them shred assassin teams. Bad assassins get cornered and not realize they are out of cloak LOL and then their weak armor is sliced by scrambler melee. Good assassins still can't immediately bomb-jump if they hit a pack of bots with a scrambler in it, so a nearby tank can get the hit to land.

I bet I am the only person here to have killed someone while playing with my face.

I have never killed anyone while playing with my feet, however.

Headbutt?

I have never not played tank or assault O<O