Impromptu TWT Game Afternoon/Night!

Oh **** I'm not turning 16 till tuesday :lol:

To quote a psychotic computer, this was a triumph! At least for a few of us!

Team Whiskey Tango has now Patented a new ubermove for Monday Night Combat. I bring you: THE BEARD PUNCH! Or, if you're feeling sparky; The Flaming Beard Punch!

You charge into the enemy at mach speed and swing that magnificent beardfist for a humiliation kill! Only the true masters of Beard-Fu have ever truly accomplished this feat before today!

For just 1600 Microsoft points, you too can be a Beard-Fu master! Learn the art of the Bumper Car, the Drunken Waddle, and the infamous BeardPunch!

YOU TOO CAN BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE! CALL NOW!

Did I just steal an Oxyteam gimmick? Your goddamned right I did. Suck it.

Did everyone already get offline? LOL I got on at 8:30 and nobody is on..

Well, I work in 5 hours and have consumed enough alcohol for two of me, so I need to sleep some of this off.

Jack, Psycho and the rest of them got off about an hour ago.. I just left Stretch, not sure if he's still online.

I was on for a long time waiting for an invite. I even sent out like 4 messages asking when we were gonna play. Looks like I was just left out. =/

I was asking about you but no one told me you were online. Sorry man, wasn't intentional on my part.

I sent Stretch messages, Ian(He said he'd play), Sensitive. Guess I'll just ask you next time.

We tried to get Ian into our party but he never accepted, and stretch didn't even get back from away until everyone else was offline, so go ahead and slap Psycho, cause he's Irish.

My Internet done goof'd. Still, SO MANY MELEES.

BEARDPUNCH!

Deadpool juiced and distracted one of Ian's rockets, while Intricasm and I both hacked it. It was lols.

EDIT: We also ended one game with triple melees in the killfeed, about one second before the ball died. I was laughing pretty hard.

We went all Tank, and the enemy team decided to have four Assassins, only one of which was wearing Armour.

Oh my GAWD, I am not a member of TWT :lol: Stupid poll.... I had nothing to do with organizing this.

I will join TWT when my body decides that it'll grow more than a patch of bum fluff on my chin. I'll be a VIP member, or nothing!

I said I'd play with you, got stomped by TWT (taunted EVERY kill out in the open, though ), joined another game where the ball was already down to 50%, and just turned my Xbox off :lol: I tried to join you, but you were full

DAMN it. I didn't know there was two of you. I grappled one of you mid-hack, get juiced all over my face, and see a hacked turret on the killcam :x

Don't listen to him. I've never played with anyone that is as consistently sloshed as Ian. We usually know he's done for the night when we hear snoring from him, passed out with his mic on.

Nah, that's totally sensitivepsycho. Look at that drunken hobo beard of his.

I never said you were part of TWT lol. I did vote for you though ;D But I saw you online, so I thought I would ask :lol: