I'm really upset that Uber decided to release TITANS as an expandalone and here's why

Sorry - I felt like we could use a bit of comic relief around here for a bit. Let's see your hours played, boys and girls.

I'm lazy to screenshot it, but I've got 158 on steam, and about 60 in the Uber Launcher.

I'm a bit annoyed they released it too. I've not used my gym since it was released

comic relief?

This is comic relief?

Go back to comedy school.

I have dark humour. Perfectly dark, you might say.

I'll boo myself.

Alternatively:

I went to comedy school but I left because the standard of education was a complete joke.

No really your sense of humour is just laughable.

I'm just stittin' here, with 119 hours of play...

According to PA:Stats I have 132 hours of play in total. I'm just glad there isn't a timer on the forum lol.

Oh god that would be horrific to see.

Last time I played through steam was about 5 months ago......

Get help. Light a flare. Start a signal fire. Draw a big S on your roof and wait for Superman to show up. You're trapped!

Wat how do you guys have so little hours? I have over 600 and I haven't played PA in almost a year o.o

I can't imagine getting a degree in comedy.. Surely you'd be the laughingstock of any employer!

A lot of time spent recording and streaming (back when I had internet) - I'd use the Uber launcher so I didn't get steam notifications while doing stuff.

Almost nothing, I fiddled around for a few in alpha and beta and barely played it, I think my steam hours played is about 3

Thankfully I came to my senses recently and I'll be ramping up on playtime, I need to shed my fear of PVP!

I have 200 hours in Carrier Command, 85 of that was when I accidentally left the main menu running for a few days....

Is this actual playtime? Badass.

There's no way I can outdo this as a way to get you to just get stuck into multiplayer:



You'll suck at first, you'll learn, you'll get better, and you'll realise that losing isn't a bad thing I'd also highly recommend watching and chatting to some good players for tips

I played PvP once. Then I won and didn't dare go back for fear of ruining my flawless record.

I AM UNDEFEATED!

Yeahhhh I know the feeling...

http://exodusesports.com/player/thewrongcat/

I'm looking up my hours on PAStats (which I started turning off due to crashes about three months ago). My Steam hours are at 50.

Okay, 508 hours in PAStats.

Yeah, that doesn't seem right at all.

I think I've got at least three times that.