Hate mail thread v2

http://youtu.be/9PXVkvemR8g
RustCLAN on his alt account sending voice after I correctly identified him (it took about four seconds of watching him play a bad juice chain assault) and informed him of the parody videos people have made about him.

lol wonder why he made the alt?? his kd take a dive and everyone is out to get him?
lol

Guess that explains why hes never top weekly any more or playing anyone

So, I was just pubbing. Nothing special. Kind of screwing around. I get a chat invite which I ignore. Then I get these...

After the first one, I said I didn't know what he was talking about. After the second one, I informed him that assassins die in one hit to bombs and charges. After the third, I informed him necrophilia is gross...

Censored to be nice to the mods...

Satoshi sent me some nonsense about getting a team together to "crush" me after my friend left the lobby. I was so terrified I quit immediately.

You are clearly playing military style.

Tauntules was going to do the Halo 1v1, but Alapacalips pussed out.
Most of my replies were along the lines of "yeah, whateves - Trrooollololooollllooo"

^ At this point, I'm actually interested in him as an individual. What sort of psychological trauma does one go through to turn out like that? I feel like understanding him would be a leap forward in the study of mental health.

He sent me some hatemail that I responded to with smiley faces. When I asked him why he was so cranky, he said he just likes trash talking jackbots.

didn't he play chron and load a forged map that gave him a custom power up with headshot immunity and all sorts of traits?

Something like that. He is interested in trolling, not actually doing anything useful. So I treated him in kind. It was a race to see who could place a level 1 unhacked turret in front of the other guys first. Eventually I just started jet-ski taunting while air striking myself in front of him. It has been a crappy week and I have zero fucks to give right now.

IIRC, Chron beat him in an MLG 1 v 1 variant and A420 challenged him to a 1 v 1 on Sword Base of all maps.

He played me and did the same thing. I hit like 10 shots before he killed me, it was hilarious.

I never will understand why Halo is the go to game to 1v1 in. *Insert obvious Halo CE reference here*

Halo CE wasn't even good for 1v1s unless it was on lan. Host is incredibly dominant online, and is still very very dominant on lan

He could have had host t wouldn't have mattered. It was the 50% damage reduction, immunity to headshots, infinite sprint, infinite clip custom powerup he gave himself that made it tough lol we tested it after, minimum 13 shots to kill

whoever MrDankstank420 is said this:
"Purple scratchy sucks *** and should be banned from PMs"
"Purple scratchy is a bitch who should get banned from private matches"
.... can someone tell me who this is.

-Tauntules

My name is ****** **** and I approve this message.

Awww, I can't attach any pictures here any more :|
15 message rant from roostieclan though :lol:

please post!!
just do xbox link or something?

i got a nice voice message i need to post...
one of try hards friends wishing death upon me lol

I'll trade you the voicemail for this...