First Annual Survivitol Brawl: LETS GET IT ON!

Can't forget the hairy arms.

But with hairy arms comes a betrothal to a goat. Again fair trade-off.
If that doesn't say stay on topic I don't know what does haha.

Sorry been inactive a few days guys just got back and played my first post patch games tonight. Just started a new job so I've been somewhat busy. But I got the next few days off so keep your eyes open cause I'm taking ya'll down!

fresh meat mmmmmmm. lol no glad you came back loooking forward to playing ya

got eliminated by bolt...didnt get to see it amongst all the chaos but all of them were trying to melee me so it was bound to happen.

I withdrew, that melee is just for braggin' rights and funsies

So your still in!

It was on grenade3, right before the game ended
Caught you at low health with a juiced flipkick

i had no idea juiced melee attacks were so strong. i might as well be eliminated anyways.

Well THAT explains why you wouldn't let me get near you the next game.
I was still trying to play melee wars and you were playing kill me with two barrels of gayness.

But like bolt said you're still in.

lol i jumped off the edge a few times when you guys were chasing me.

Oh I noticed the wall street dives haha.
The next game though, when you thought you were eliminated I went 0-7 trying to melee a gunner with dual minis who didn't know he was still in play :shock:

Hits can land at the same time unlike some games. There are plenty of times when I've grappled or been grappled by someone just as the killing shot is fired. The person that gets grappled still gets knocked down.

I've even traded headshots with another sniper once.

I'll make a list of the survivors and try to play with some of you tonight. If I'm not able tonight or tomorrow night, I'll withdraw so as not to be unfair.

im withdrawing from this competition as my new work scheduale 4pm-2am is going to make it hard for me to be around enough for it to be fair. gl to everyone

How I got eliminated from the competition.

Well, unfortunately, I don't remember a lot about it. I have vague memories of spawning in the GrenAde III locker room and thinking, sweet, my favorite map and Brawl participants to play against. I'll just juice a lot and pound the melee button and hope something happens.

Then followed one of the worst pub rapings I can remember in my sad, recent history. Im Hudson and |3illy Rueben we tearing the place up, and I distinctly remember poking my little pinkie outside the spawn once and having it ripped off by a turret on the upper tier. I didn't manage to juice even once during the match, and, I'm sad to say, was too shocked and awed to even notice when I got melee'd to death by Im Hudson. I will have to assume it was one of the times I actually made it out of the spawn and down into the firestorm below. I would never have known I was eliminated if I hadn't been told after the game.

Anyway, it was a terrific beating, and it ended with me on the wrong side of a stiff elbow. Lot of fun, and I'm sure I'll still be aiming at you guys just for a little revenge.

It was an epic battle, the whole game my thoughts were "JUICE! JUICE AND RIP HUDSON TO SHREADS!" which ALMOST happened, except billy mays saved his life, later on, i see a red health hudson and think "DIIIIIEEEEEEE" i accidentally push x and billy mays kills him... Near the end, i see another red health hudson, same thought, but he charges before me, i give chase, follow him up a jump pad, and charge, only to meet his fist.

Sad to say, i am out, but i outlasted SX, so i'm happy

Hey, whats with the sudden hatred for me? :lol:

none whatsoever

Breaking News:

Manny and I have agreed to a truce to encourage other people to get kills before we try to eliminate each other. (Hopefully we with both honor it. )

Get to slap choping.

You're gunna love my nuts.

Roflmao @ the above.