Favorite Mickey Cantor Quote

I think it's Ashura be gura which as everyone knows is something that leprechauns always say before they dance the jig. But yeah I think it's Irish hence the pot o gold line.

On topic, when he gets mad and starts yelling at the people moving around it's off character and really funny to hear during a game.

"Ah be sure and begorrah there's no pot o' gold at the end of that rainbow! Jackbot with the frag on an Iceman!". It's just random diddly-Eyerish.

Especially that bit about interpretative dancing.

Hi folks, I'm Mickey Cantor and I just ordered Chinese food over two hours ago! Seriously, two hours? Come on!

Also, The following on-air tirade is sponsored by Steel Peel bodyspray!

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And then the quick Steel Peel in the end. That one had me dying when I first heard it.

"to the parents in section __ we've found you child, he's safe, hes sound, but were keepin' 'em. Now let's get back to the action." at least I think that's how it goes...

Absolutely hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:

And:

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Really, everything the good Mr. Cantor says is hilarious.

And the following on-air tirade is brought to you by Steel Peel body spray. Why does everybody have to be moving around while I'm on the air, huh? You got TWO FLIPPIN' HOURS to move around! No one here's ever worked on TV before! Come on, people!

Poor Icemen fans, they're probably the hostages in the other game matches.

He is so awesome he's not even paying attention to the game =)

"AHHHHH I Spilled Coffee EVERYWHERE, Icemen with the annihilator"

This one is probably my favorite quote from him. But it is also followed up by;

"Gobinumb, extra strength. Why heal it, when you don't have to feel it."

or

"Grenade sports drink, an explosion of flavor. IN YOUR MOUTH!"

"I've only been hosting this sport FOR THREE DECADES!!!"

So much fire

This.

Also:

Seriously, though, everything that comes out of that man's mouth is GOLD.

If kills were candy, we'd be living in a winter green wonderland HIYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I believe it's "candy canes."

Hiyo! Fans a reminder that the building of shanty towns within 100 yards of the stadium is strictly prohibited. Hey you don't have to be homeless but you cant squat here!
(before a match)