Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Granted, but his real name is Justin Bieber.

I wish the gunner used a motorized scooter to get around.

Granted, however this scooter moves slower than a Speed-less Gunner slowed down by a 3.3 ShaveIce + Level 3 Sniper Trap.

I wish the Product Grenade would show a more noticeable air trail.

Granted - The product grenade now GIVES them the products it advertises (as endorsements).

I wish you could spawn jackbots.

Granted, but they randomly choose a side to fight for.

I wish the annihilator killed every moving thing on the map, all at one time.

Granted, but anyone on the enemy team who wasn't moving at the time will survive and is given full juice.


I wish snipers couldn't bodyshot.

Granted, the rifle auto-aims for the head instead.

I wish some ad company gave Uber free reign for 30 seconds on national television.

Granted, but it's on a channel nobody watches.

I wish the money I earned in MNC was transferred to my Paypal account every game.

granted, but you lose your password and are never able to retrieve the money.

I wish that all the maps endorsers made the maps have objects resembling their products like they did with Spunky Cola cans for giant pillars.

Granted, Ammo Mule now has donkeys and asses everywhere.

I wish all my teammates thought exactly like me.

granted, now you can only play singleplayer mode.

I wish we'd get to see AZO cosplay as the Assassin

Granted, but while doing sin cosplay he thinks he is sexy and flirt with you.

Wish: find Rule34 assassin pictures. :!: :!: :!:

Granted: They're just as twisted and weird as you'd expect.

I wish the assassin would speak actual words and inform you of when she has juice.

Granted, but she always performs Jigai (girly version of Seppuku, or Harakiri if you want) while she informs you.

I wish I could buy some Skill Pill and Steel Peel bodyspray in real life

Granted, they're repackaged cow and pig pheromones.

I wish there were nighttime maps, and you had to track people by the tron glow.

Biggest PitA EVER.
I wear size 15-16 shoes

back on topic,

Granted, but you can only see your own lights.

I wish pubs weren't as frustrating as a rubiks cube.

Granted, but now you have to solve a rubiks cube after every death to be able to respawn.

I wish that Uber would make an episode of Meet the Meatsacks

Granted, but it only broadcasts dubbed in old mandarin on a channel in Mongolia.

I wish nobody thought CoR was a group of glitchers and hated them.

You know what, looking at this I was feeling lighthearted, but it is flamebait isn't it. I simply just expected someone to answer and it would be ok, but I think I am asking too much, so I will answer it.

Granted, but anyone with a CoR club-tag now starts with random controls every game (for instance, space bar now walks forwards and Q now walks right while F walks left).

Here is my new corrupt-a-wish:

I wish I could have attended PAX East.

Granted. But the rapture happens the day before and the place is deserted. Everything is powered off. And passworded.


I wish you'd lighten up.

Granted, but now his signature is even more seizure inducing.

I wish people online would stop calling me NAIL.