Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Granted, they now flame heavily and seek refuge in this forum.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted but you'll no longer be able to buy shoes in retail stores because your feet are too big.

I wish the videogame industry wasn't in this casual rut it is in right now.

Granted, the rut extends to all aspects of the gaming industry.

I wish I the accuracy endorsement extended the range of the shotgun for support.

Granted! But the game will turn into Shotgun combat and will die in 1st day of that update

I wish I could detonade Assaults bombs right when i throw them

Granted, but the bomb has to be prepped and sticks to your hands in the process. EVERY TIME.

I wish that the ranking system would adequately reflect our usefulness in combat per every 10-20 matches.

Granted, everyone kicks you from their games for being a little more useful than average.

I wish burn damage no longer affected Assassin.

Granted, not being on fire causes damage.

I wish I could pick which bot I want to spawn

[side note: I think accuracy does affect the shotgun's range already]

Granted, your choice. 5 Slimbots, 1 Buzzer, 1 Gremelin, half a Bouncer.

I wish this thread was locked, and no one made a new one.

Granted, no-one makes a new thread... ever.

I wish people communicated more in game.

Granted, you are unable to mute them or turn off voice chat and there is one guy who follows you around playing Always by Erasure no matter what server you join.

I wish my friend's computer wasn't having trouble running the game despite being technically much better than my crysis killer.

Granted. Apparently, the game inexplicably runs quite well on VIA's integrated graphics.

I wish laptops were better for gaming than PCs.

Granted, but now all laptops must be plugged in to the wall to function.

I wish that Buzzers would stop getting stuck on walls.

Granted, they self-destruct on the walls instead.

I wish I was a super villain.

granted, but the villian you turn into is this:


I wish it was possible to throw the assaults bomb farther by holding down the button.

Granted, but now the AR only shoots directly behind you.

I wish there were warp pads added to the maps.

Granted, but they only teleport you 1 foot above the falling point where you die below the arena.

I wish the XBox360 also recieved this next map update.

Granted, but it will cost 100 dolars per round to play on that map for Xbox

I wish that assasin could show what she is hiding behind the mask to opponents, for insta kill

Granted but gives you - all your $

I wish you could kick melee as well.

Granted but its only usable on bots and you kick them directly to your moneyball.

I wish sins made less noise when grappling.

Granted but now they make more noise doing everything else.

I wish that Juicebot actually went by his REAL name