Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Granted, the tanks beard now plays minesweeper while you play. (lets hope he doesnt hit a mine)

I wish the player base was over 9000.

Granted, but all 9000 players are online in game 24/7 which creates 750 Fully populated games and you cant join single one

I wish that I could play as Jackbot XL and have 10 Times more health than the original one

Granted, to compensate, you have 10x the prize, and become the target for every Assassin and their dog in the game, and since you can't attack enemies directly behind you, you fall quickly.

I wish Google never bought Youtube.

Granted, Facebook did and now automatically posts a status update for every video you watch -including ones from other sites- with no option to turn it off.

I wish the support could hack bots.

Good thing I don't bother with facebook.

Wish granted. The robot goes berserk, killing the other bots in the pack, then goes after you.

I wish that Support firebases required some skill to use.

Granted, but they now one shot teammates who walk by them.

I wish assault bomb had a larger radius and could one hit kill everything. (think CoD tactical nuke, but with timed detonation) and that I was immune to it.

Granted, but it crashed the server, and you were banned for it.

I wish my smartphone could play Crysis on all Ultra settings.

Granted, but the difficulty is not lowered and you are limited to swiping maneuvers for everything.

I wish someone would make a parody comic of the update la "update soon, fellow MNCer!" "oh really, when?" "NOW!"

Granted,written by the lady that does kathy and drawn by ziggy's artist. Aack.


I wish that when I juiced I got to ride yoshi and it played the mario mushroom music.

Granted, you get sued for copyright infringement by Nintendo for using mods that represent their characters.

I wish Lazer Blazers were actually useful.

Granted, $600/800/1200. Wait, wasn't that...

I wish I could get overdraft protection so I could always afford an ejector.

Granted but it ejects your entire team off the map.


I want the Assassin to get a purple light saber like Sam Jackson in Star Wars

Granted, but the light makes cloaking absolutely useless, and the hum gets the attention of everyone who wants to kill you.

I wish I could make a better wish.

Granted, but when you do, it will not be replied to, and this thread will thus end.

Wish the assault shouted "Hadouken" when he throws a bomb, and "Shoryuken" when he charge3-grapples.

Granted, ken and ryu now shout "large steps" instead.

I wish the assault couldn't fly.

granted, but his hitboxes gets shrunk and his assault rifle gets a slowing effect like a deployed gunner.

I wish the netcode was fixed so grapples couldn't happen in midair.

Granted, but since you couldn't wait for the update in a few days tops that it was already announced for, all character's can now grapple from 20 feet away instead.

Wish Guile and Chun-li were playable characters, so people understood what broken actually means lol.

Granted and broken, selecting either one now loads sonic adventure 2.

I wish I could control the bots with my phone.

Granted, but all the bots have caller id and screen you.

I wish there was a video of juice bot and pit girl...

Granted, the video lasts only one second.

I wish the Steam Forums and all them trolls would burn.