Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Granted, but that damage bonus is damage taken rather than damage dealt.

I wish juice didn't last quite so long, but didn't drain during a grapple.

Granted but during grapples it actually recharges.

I wish the tank could shoot laser beams from his beard.

Granted, but it only hurts friendly bots.

I wish the sin's Shuriken Launcher fired katanas.

Granted, but when they bounce it automatically homes in on you.

I wish the annihilator killed pros too.

Granted, but its only when they are already extremely low on health (sort of exactly how it is now )

I wish it was possible to detonate the assaults grenade launcher shots in mid air on command, like you can with the sticky bomb launcher in TF2

Granted, but when detonated they explode into useless uncooked bacon.

I wish the gunner had a bandanna.

Granted,but that gives him 50% less health xD
Wish :
Assaults bomb jump makes a lower damage to yourself.

Granted: Assults now take less damage while bomb jumping and travel 4 times as far. (hehe gl with not fallin off the map.)

Wish: Players could fuze together to make an ultimate Pro Bot!!

Granted,but pro robot has 5x gunners head,and it's 1 headshot kill

Wish :
Bouncer is dancing with pitgirl while your team is winning

Granted, but the part of Pit Girl is being played by Tim Cook of Delaware.

Wish: A Tribes-style keybind voice command system.

Granted but all the voices are Bobcat Goldthwait while drunk.

I wish that you could light Bullseye on fire with the jetgun/assault bombs.

Granted, but while on fire, he runs at 10 times the speed, bashing into walls and dlying off the map.

I wish that you could have 4 endorsements, with a 4th Diamond endorsement.

Granted, but it decreases the stat chosen.

I wish the tank's beard had jigglebones.

Granted, but it means the Assassin's shapely rear will never receive the same treatment.

I wish the Random Draft tournie had gone ahead.

Granted, but every team turned into 6v6 snipers every match.

I wish that each map had a unique endorsement branded bot that would spawn every 4 waves.

Guess I'll start a new post!

I wish that you could actually ride bouncers like the support does during the load screen.

Granted, but every couple minutes they ride you back :cry:

I wish instead of speed boots sometimes a coffee cup would drop, instantly giving you gold speed.

Granted, but if you took any damage while drinking it you would have to pay to the laundrywoman for cleaning your dirty clothes

I wish that Pit girls were naked

'Granted, you quickly find out the Pit Girl turned out to be a he. :lol:
I wish noobs stopped complaining about the Assassin.

Granted, But now they complain about everything else.
I wish that the tanks beard had his own game.