Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Granted, but enraged other game fans DDOS the forum.

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I wish someone would give me a PC trial pass

ok but it has already been used
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I wish I could get a support to heal me while I burn to death

Granted, but only when you're near your spawn where he set up his camp and turtles the entire game, doing nothing but hacking longshots sitting under the spawnring.

I wish snipers would have a lower RoF.

Granted but every shot they fire is a one hit kill.

I wish there was a second commentator.

Granted, they pick John Madden.

I wish they'd nerf the assault's bomb.

Granted, it does 1 less damage than it used to, and its concusive impact is twice forceful as it used to be. IE you fly 2X as far.

Wish: Mickey Cantor was the end boss of super sudden death blitz

Granted, you've seen the StayPuft Marshmallow Man at the end of Ghostbusters, right?

Wish: That I would no longer see an assassin run up to my face, grapple in front of me, and be granted a one-hit backgrapple for their terribad effort.

Granted, but now assassin gets 3x as much health to compensate.

I wish tank deploy was replaced with something more useful.

Granted, but it's the gunner's old grapple.

I wish people would take mind to their spelling, grammar, and overall tone in the forums, rather than speaking in a manner only described as "trollish."

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Wish: When you juiced your ranged attacks shoot kittens at people.

Granted, but the kittens do as much damage as a kitten normally would

Wish: I wish people would stop making personal attacks, instead of addressing the issues that are brought up on the forums.

Granted, but now they make personal attacks while addressing issues brought up on the forums.

I wish Spunky Cola Arena had an additional path to get behind the enemies bridge ejector.

Granted! But the additional path is a treadmill, and you're always running the wrong direction on it.

I wish I could increase the Gunner's passive skill to level 4, giving me three miniguns and a mortar that splits into four.

Granted, but upgrading to level 4 costs $4000.

I wish every class swapped weapons randomly.

Granted, but the sniper is too weak to fire the mortar/minigun and the gunner can't get close enough to use the sword.

I wish that there was a latino class and a middle eastern class since noone ever puts those in their games.

Granted, but they are both evil steriotypes and get the game banned for racism.

I wish they would tell us who the unkown mythical seventh pro is.

Granted, but then they never implement it.

I wish that some of the levels had weather effects.

Granted. You can't play that level without your FPS dropping to 2.

I wish that more people knew about MNC instead of CoD.

Granted, but all the new people clog the servers with the old CoD players, who rage and flame and can't get their s**t straight ever... .....yknow, actually that sounds like something that could actually happen! *shudders*



I wish people would learn how to counter juiced classes properly.

Granted, but they're still too worried about their KDR to do it.

I wish you could get waffles for a temporary damage bonus.