Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Wish granted. But the new dance moves will be the Hustle and the Macarena.

I wish Long Shot Turrets weren't so fragile.

You did it wrong - I'd love to see Bullseye do the Macarena.

Granted, but they now only have the same range as an unhacked LVL1 Firebase.

I wish that the Product Grenade ProTags were not based on kills.

Granted, but it is now based on all time greats.

I wish that assassin has an unmasked skin and is hot.

ok but she is always cloaked
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I wish the tanks rail gun had a scope

Granted, but now must be reloaded between shots.

I wish bacon dropped more often.

Granted, but now you will be stuck in place.

I wish the Support had a beard

Granted, but it's not on his face.

:?

I wish that you couldn't Grapple people out of their Charges.

Granted, but now people can deflect them.

I wish the support was rewarded for saving a teammate from hairy situations.

Granted, but now the Heal Hurt gun is an electric shaver. Get it, hairy situation, har har har.

I wish Custom Classes werent so hard to buy.

Ok, but now you only get 3 of them.

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I wish snipers were replaced with a completely different class

Granted, but now sins get a dragonauv, and the new class is stewy griffon

Wish: Micket Cantor would actually call peoples mothers.

Granted, but now Mickey Cantor started a relationship with your mother.. and its not consensual.

Wish: when ever a sniper bodyshots an enemy pro, he is stunned for 10 seconds.

Wish granted, but now head hitboxes cover the entire body.

I wish to enter Tank-Nirvana, which is just like regular Nirvana, but with bacon-draped PitGirls.

Granted, but it is all like that dream where your running after it but can never catch up to em.

Wish: Rambo was a playable class

Granted, but instead of a juice meter, he builds up an inability to adjust to life after the war meter. And when it reaches 100% you loose control of your character, and he starts attacking anything within range, including friendlies

Wish: I wish I had 1000 wishes.

Granted, but every wish is skewed so that it always comes out to your detrement.

Wish: When you get a 50 kill streak, you can nuke the map and end the game.

Granted, but when the game ends, your team loses

Wish: I wish that the assault had the ability to go up and down while hovering.

Granted, but it propels your body at 1,000,000 m/s when activating this ability with no ability it to stop it.

Wish: If the tank finds an airplane on the map he can take one of its jets and dual wield jet guns.

Granted, but airplanes are less common than bacon.

I wish the gunner/tank jets would recharge anytime they aren't being used, not just while on the ground.

Granted, but now they have half the normal fuel

I wish the Assassin lunge had a 20% chance of causing the assassin to trip and fall when ever he uses it.