Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Granted but sins no longer get any skills.

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I wish the annihilator destroyed traps/bombs/firebases.

Granted, it destroys YOUR traps/bombs firebases.

Wish: Railgun deals 150 damage instead of 149.

Granted, but the aiming reticule is now the size of the Shotgun's reticule.

I wish every class had the option of wearing a beard.

Granted, but due to the epicness, every class now moves as slow as the Tank.

I wish snipers aim was reduced when jumping or running like the assault.

Granted, but their firing rate is now increased X3 while in the air.
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I wish Gunners could use their miniguns to hover.

Granted, but they now take falling damage from heights over 2feet.

I wish that the assault could charge through black jacks without wasting his level 3 charge grapple on the first one.

Granted, but blackjacks can now grapple and ringout players.


I wish the killing shot on bullseye granted the shooter bacon like abilities

Granted, but turrets now only has half the range.

Assassin without her mask.

Granted,but she is incredibly ugly.

I wish Assault's bomb had a 4th level,with a HUGE area of effect.

Granted, but it only affects your own team.

Wish;

• People would stop complaining about Assassin balance.

Granted, but she's still OP .

I wish the gunner can make actual pancakes.

Granted, but they will be burnt.

I wish the support could call in real clusterbomb airstrikes from fighterjets affecting a large area...

Granted, but they're 99% crab fat.

Wish;

• More teams than just IceMen and HotShots.

[PS:] Sorry for posting again straight away, couldn't help myself. lol.

[EDIT:] NO! Ninja'ed. Ignore my post, carry on with Shurry's.

Granted... there will be two new teams..
.... in Monday Night Combat 2 : Tuesday Night Combat!



I wish there were more servers with random teams enforcement :O

ok, but they will still be stacked
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supports shotgun does triple damage

Granted, the shotgun now only holds one shell and reloads twice as slow.

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I wish the juice endorsement would be actually useful.

Granted, but now Juice only makes you run 15% faster.

I wish Ring-outs couldn't be stolen by people shooting at them before they die.

Granted,but now Ring-outs only give you 25 gold max.

I wish I could survive an Assasin's back grapple with just Silver armor as an Assault.

ok but front dagger grapples will kill you

I wish bullseye would learn some new dance moves