Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

This thread would be much better if you would all learn some subtlety

Granted you now the engi from tf2. Guess your heal/hurt gun cant repair ur turret, er i mean firebase anymore.

Wish: Severs could put a restriction on star ratings that join. Not a ceiling, but a floor.

Granted, but they ALSO put a ceiling as well.

Wish the gunner had "E. Honda" gear in the next content release.

Sumo!

Granted, but due to the lack of armor, attacks can cause bleeding effects and will not be cauterized unless burnt.

Wish: I wish the supports shotgun shot gnomes at people that nibbled on thier ankles.

Granted but if you miss they nibble on you.

I wish that the official uber servers had class limits of 2 or 3 per class. (Tired of playing games where we have 4+ assassins on a team)

Granted, but the people with the lower star ratings get first choice, so nobody who is good at a class gets that class.

I wish this laptop would play MNC without any major unplayable problems (it is 70% of the recommended requirements)

Granted, but everybody else has major unplayable problems.

I wish there was no more Jetpack cooldown.

Granted, but there is now a walking cooldown.

I wish assassins knew how to push a bot lane and gunners wouldn't only kill bots.

Granted but now everyone plays support and turtles in their own base.

I wish that there was an achievement for headcrabbing a player you can't see.

Granted, Assaults have an optional blindfold that unlocks said achievement.

My sister: I wish I had a phone.

Granted, but I get the number. How old is your sister anyway? Lol.

I wish more people played the tank.

Granted, but that one good sniper gets the long end of the stick.

I wish all owners of the Iphone paid for the $999 I Am Rich app. :lol:

Granted, but they all have IOUs signed by you for it.

I wish there was a hazard where you're enemy got crushed like the terminator.

Granted, but you have to take classes on the proper uses of 'Your' and 'You're.'

I wish that bacon dropped much more than it does now :l.

Granted, but bacon is no longer able to be picked up after it has dropped. (3second rule has been revoked!)

I wish that there would be a random bug where bullseye and Pitgirls models swap places. Forcing Pitgirl to run around getting shot and Bullseye to act sexy.