Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

Granted, but they call you finger

I wish that we could play demo of the BRINK (too bad there is none so far..(( )

Granted, but everyone goes heavy operative.

I wish I could get a pay check already.

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(If you would go heavy operative, you would fail so badly, because heavy body type cant reach higher places and they almost cant use parkour, so you would be just slow, fat hacker with heavy maschine gun and disguise ( heavy classes use maschine guns and other big guns, guns and parkour depends on body type))

ok but all of it must be spent at the uber store

I wish I could be good at this game.

Granted, but everyone gets better than you.

I wish MNC had platnium endorsements, one major leap above gold.

Granted, but it only activates if you pick up bacon twice in the same life.

I wish PC players wouldn't tell me that the assassin is a good pro killer

Granted, but the sin can no longer kill players at all.

I wish the support had Mario gear.

Granted but its the Mario 3 frog suit

I wish that Bullseye did the classic "mc hammer" dance.

Granted, but shooting or meleeing him gives you Hammer Pants that restrict your speed to a quarter of your usual speed, and every 10th step you stumble over the pants.

I wish there was a demoing system for MNC.

Granted, it demolishes any PC or xbox that it plays on.

I wish the game would automatically choose the best turret to build for you.

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Yes that was the point.

Granted, due to the large numbers of bots, the game decides to build Lazor Blazors.

I wish Call of Duty will die already.

Granted, but that is now the only game that works on your console/pc, so you are the only one with it now.

I wish the recent flow of players during Free Weekend would stay.

Granted, but the new players all keep playing face grapple assassin and making level 1 laser blazers on all nubs.

I wish that you could earn pro tags and/or gear for reaching certain levels

Granted, but they get rid of the level system making it impossible for you to earn them.

I wish I could buy the MNC products(Steel Peel, Spunky Cola, etc.).

Granted, but you can now only purchase Spunky Cola. And it's exactly what it says on the tin.

I wish the free weekend would continue for another week.

Granted, face grappling Sins abound and the random cropping of Lazor Blazors.

I wish Apple went bankrupt, and all macs are bricked.

That doesn't corrupt my wish, that gives me candy!

Granted, the bricks are now highly radioactive and poison the planet (like they do now HO HO)

I wish the Gunner didn't feel so damn slow.

Granted, now he is exactly as slow as he feels.

I wish sudden death was interesting enough to want to get a decent record in it.

Granted, now it is impossible to get past round 2 though.

I wish meleeing your firebase as a support would heal it :lol: .