[CLIENT] Excuses for Days

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  1. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    You've never lost a game, not really, just sometimes something goes wrong and your opponent doesn't know it. Now, like the best Uber players, make sure they know you didn't really lose. This mod will automatically post to chat the real reason for your loss, in the unlikely event that you're defeated. Probably by lag.

    Suggestions for new excuses welcomed.
  2. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    # CHANGELOG

    ## v1.1 - 2020-09-07

    - Added more perfectly valid reasons for you losing

    ## v1.0 - 2020-08-24

    - Initial release
    Last edited: September 7, 2020
  3. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    This is now available on Community Mods.
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    ## v1.1 - 2020-09-07

    - Added more perfectly valid reasons for you losing
  5. emarkus

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    Below some more excuses for your mod. Javascript syntax is intentionally ready for copy & paste :)

    "i am drunk",
    "i haven't played for weeks",
    "i underestimated you, no offense",
    "this new meta is BS",
    "hotbuild not working, cant play",
    "i am not playing serious",
    "audio was stuttering, annoying to play only by vision",
    "jittering connection, rip my ISP - gg lol",
    "My faulty self-made mod sabotaged literally every build-queue. forgot to disable",
    "technically I could have win that by using a ragnarok, but i dont wanna see both of us die",
    "i had to eat something on the side, but this outcome surprised me",
    "i shouldn't play GW right before doing 1v1",
    "there was a hair at my mouse sensor stucking",
    "playing with touchpad",
    "mobile internet",
    "just to make it clear: You must constantly vary your strategy to remain unpredictable. Otherwise no win is possible at all.",
    "did you unpause?",
    "settings were reset...",
    "resolution was too high, resulting in low fps, rip gg",
    "i was in a blue-moon modded game before, couldn't see anything now in this map",
    "your chosen primary and secondary color is obscene, how can you even look at your icons without damaging your eyes?",
    "a friend was playing on my computer, thought he was decent",
    "i had a fire in my house.... you cant make that up",

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