"Bionic Augmentation Commander Of Networking" ... WTF ?

Those guys still explode when you crack thier shells and I don't have Commadner Explosion proof teeth. Even thier remains are radio-active. So I will really not try to eat them anytime soon.

I think the term you are looking for is "Magikarp Power".

It really sucks to play him at the beginning (without any tech).
But get him the right upgrades and he becomes imabalanced powerfull.