Best MNC related hate mail I've received

you have a tiny weiner

You don't have to dashboard to fix that. Simply press the back button > pause button > play the tutorial > quit tutorial > main menu says hello.

thanks for the tip deadstretch, I never knew that myself. I'd just join a friend's lobby to bypass the screen.

You don't have to go through that process to fix that. Simply sign out and in, and voila.

Signing out then in takes longer.

takes 5 seconds... :?

No it doesn't. It takes more like 30 seconds. The way I posted takes 5 seconds.

Then something is wrong with your xbox :|

Shutting the f*ck up takes like...zero seconds. Just sayin'.

How many seconds did it take you to post that?

12.

Serious response to the off topic topic of the infamous blue screen: Signing out and back in works about the same as starting the tutorial. The difference is whether or not you're in an XBL party. Rejoining the party is what makes signing out and back in take longer.

So...I have hatemail in my inbox. It's about vaginas.

your vaginas

Nope. You're vaginas.

As in "you're a bunch of glitching vaginas."

I've been called a ***** before, but a vagina?

That is extremely harsh and uncalled for and it hurts my little virgin soul to even witness something as horrid as this.

^
Vagina.

Zoom joined my games earlier and stuffs. I was just messing around killing stuff and not pushing bots or going after the moneyball and as soon as it drops Zoom goes all tryhard and kills it in like 15 seconds to win the game. Then he rage quit.

I heard that was/is a form of birth control in remote parts of the world/Canada.

Nah.

I joined and immediately get stomped. I play one game and that turns into a stomp on the other team.

Pub stomps are boring unless the other team knows what they're doing.