Best MNC related hate mail I've received

PeachyPonys 14?

Umm...yes?

AncientSpartan7 is. Not Peachy.

Ok.
Now i am older then Two people on here. Deadpool [LOL 13] and that other guy.

You just jelly that my voice is already lower than yours .

When you sent me that voice FR. I had no idea you were 13....
Thought you were 15/16 tops.

This guy is a jerk. Obviously.

WOW DONT POST MY HATE MAIL YOU TROLL FLAMEBAITER

Mrs Pownabix: kill yourself

Myself: Your tears sustain me.

Mrs Pownabix: get a f**kin life

Next match, an Assassin repeatedly targets me. I am a Tank. She goes 2-?-23

Myself: 23 DEATHS!? AHAHAHA HIYOOOOOOOOOOO

Mrs Pownabix: its cause i have a f**kin life u 40 year old virgin

Myself: THE JOKE'S ON YOU I'M A 50-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN

Will I ever hear again from this mysterious stranger? Will he ever realise the peculiarity of sending rage messages accusing people of having no life?

Win my good sir. Win.

I always love insulting myself. What they gunna do then?

"Yeah.... that's... yeah... douche."

I think we scared a few people yesterday...
Lol

Please don't honestly tell me that's for real. I feel like a damned old man if one of the oldest people is 13.

Nope, they're the youngest. FB Zombie Chaos and Illijen are both creaky old fossils, IIRC.

I had someone screaming about that 'super F** gunner' the other day. I mentioned that my minigun enjoyed turning his face into confetti, he mentioned that I enjoyed using my mouth on a certain male body part. I told him I only do that on Tuesdays after 5PM.

He left.

I was going to scream and not like being in my mid 20's anymore.

I never get hate mail anymore. It's disappointing.

I get hate mail from people with no all pro and haven't even hit 50 telling me I need to learn how to play the game.

I also apparently cheat with tanks. "HOW DID YOU GET JUICE? YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING HACKER!"

loltothebankwiththis

Okay so after a game with miller, xknight and proseikio, this guy sends me these messages.
He complained that taunting in front of LBs is a glitch and a exploit which makes me bad. I tried to explain that many people know this, do this, accept this, until of course it is changed. He also said Gunner takes no skill, I'm bad and the forums are full of people like me. See for yourself. I'm kinda sad 'cause I want this guy to see different. I told him I would post it as to get an opinion from more experienced players who may make him see different.

My replies included saying that I'd been playing since release, endorsements mean a lot, I would play with him to make him see different, that I can play other classes and I don't always taunt infront of LBs. The messages go up from bottom to top. His spelling was annoying.







EDIT: This forum needs spoilers! :geek:

Mortar is the best Bot killer!?

AHAHAHA HIYOOOOOOOOOO

I played with that guy, Flaming glacier. He sucked on my team. Never got to play against him to get hatemail, though. Nice job, Amaze, for finding a gold mine of hate.