Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side. What did the imperial pilot wear to the party? A TIE. How do Jedi read the PDF files in the Archives? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
There was an old lady named Wright Who could travel much faster than light She departed one day, in a relative way And returned on the previous night.
Not racist, sexist. Also way too obvious. THIS is a racist joke: What do you call it when you see your television floating around at night? Paranormal Blacktivity! ...I'msorryuberplsdon'tbanme