Master the game in seconds

Here is a guide that will help any new player, master the game in seconds

But it's 17 minutes long.

That's still seconds.
(1020 of them!)

He never specified how many seconds.

Best guide ever =D

A 17 minute video will let people master the game in seconds. Seems legit.


Unless you mean several hundred seconds.

EDIT: Durp I can't even call that a ninja.

Always remember the smack talk.

this guide made me pro. thanks dude!

I can't believe how many smack points I've been missing.... I've been playing this game so wrong

Why did it take three hours to start the game?

hah so good !

I actually totally forget... I think i did this all in one shoot... I think I may have gone and made myself a pizza?

Lessons learned:
-Talk smack to earn smack talk points
- economy always has to be below 100%
- 200-1,000 factories is optimal
- There is no winter

Thank you for making this video.

I was sad that I wasn't sure if you were failing to play effectively half the time or the whole thing is a joke

I learned that spelling 'you suck' with power gens is the most efficient way to play.

Not sure what you're talking about m9

Could be a poorly trained ninja.

I used to play the game terribly. But then a time warp happened, I watched this video in the past and made a new account under the name @matizpl (in the past), now I'm the BEST Planetary Annihilation player ever(via PA Matches)!

I currently build 3-8-15+ factories in GW, and keep my eco teetering positive in energy and 80% or so negative in metal... and still lose oft...

So meh. This will help the person watching who thinks this is a C&C game.

Y U NO WATCH VIDEO