Master the game in seconds

Discussion in 'Videos And Replays!' started by pizzalover3000, August 28, 2014.

  1. pizzalover3000

    pizzalover3000 Active Member

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    Here is a guide that will help any new player, master the game in seconds
  2. balsamicninja

    balsamicninja Member

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    But it's 17 minutes long.
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  3. Raevn

    Raevn Moderator Alumni

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    That's still seconds.
    (1020 of them!)
  4. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    He never specified how many seconds.
  5. PrinceAAwe

    PrinceAAwe Member

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    :p
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    elodea Post Master General

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    Best guide ever =D
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  7. stuart98

    stuart98 Post Master General

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    A 17 minute video will let people master the game in seconds. Seems legit.


    Unless you mean several hundred seconds.

    EDIT: Durp I can't even call that a ninja.
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  8. ace902902

    ace902902 Active Member

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    Always remember the smack talk.
  9. Uggeli

    Uggeli New Member

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    this guide made me pro. thanks dude!
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  10. mishtakashi

    mishtakashi Active Member

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    I can't believe how many smack points I've been missing.... I've been playing this game so wrong :(
  11. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    Why did it take three hours to start the game?
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    proeleert Post Master General

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    hah so good !
  13. pizzalover3000

    pizzalover3000 Active Member

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    I actually totally forget... I think i did this all in one shoot... I think I may have gone and made myself a pizza?
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    amm0nius New Member

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    Lessons learned:
    -Talk smack to earn smack talk points
    - economy always has to be below 100%
    - 200-1,000 factories is optimal
    - There is no winter

    Thank you for making this video. :D
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    aapl2 Active Member

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    I was sad that I wasn't sure if you were failing to play effectively half the time or the whole thing is a joke
  16. killerkiwijuice

    killerkiwijuice Post Master General

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    I learned that spelling 'you suck' with power gens is the most efficient way to play.

    Not sure what you're talking about m9
  17. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Could be a poorly trained ninja.
  18. OathAlliance

    OathAlliance Well-Known Member

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    I used to play the game terribly. But then a time warp happened, I watched this video in the past and made a new account under the name @matizpl (in the past), now I'm the BEST Planetary Annihilation player ever(via PA Matches)!
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    thetrophysystem Post Master General

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    I currently build 3-8-15+ factories in GW, and keep my eco teetering positive in energy and 80% or so negative in metal... and still lose oft...

    So meh. This will help the person watching who thinks this is a C&C game.
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    stuart98 Post Master General

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    Y U NO WATCH VIDEO

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