Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a pint, the second orders half a pint, the third orders a quarter of a pint. The bartender rolls his eyes and pours two pints before the fourth can order.
Extra dirty Want to hear a dirty joke? Billy plays in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Billy plays with bubbles in the tub. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
I had to read the explanation to figure it out. Wouldn't it as some point exceed two pints? Or will it never reach 2? Wouldn't the formula break when it reaches atomic/subatomic/quark levels with a physical object like beer?
What Jammy said.. The point of a limit is that it never reaches, in this case 2, unless you assume an infinite number of calculations. Even infinity - 1 and you end up with the teeniest tiniest fraction under 2. And we're talking math, not physics, so quantum physics don't really enter into it.
This was given to me last night. Kinda disappointed that I didn't get this one from scathis a long time ago.
What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery. Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have an H2O". The second says "I'll have an H2O too"... And he died. I apologise for making so many bad chemistry jokes... But all the good ones argon! Addition: I don't want to boron, but I remembered another good one: What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't curium and you can't helium, you might as well barium!
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A jailer watches cells while a jeweler sells watches