Your game sucks.

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  1. squidbot

    squidbot New Member

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    I've been playing the retail version on my Mac for three weeks, and it is the lamest pile of garbage I've ever seen. Did you buy your game design license from Wal*Mart?

    Firstly, my favorite character, the guy with the big gun, is imba, and in fact, I'm pretty sure you nerfed him in the last update. This is obviously because you are biased against big gun guys, and did I mention you suck?

    Secondly, your textures not dark and moody enough, and the game looks like I'm playing Care Bears, not a gritty, neo-angst game. Here is an example:
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    Here I've taken your craptastic palette and made it 100% more awesome by darkening it:
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    Thirdly, I think you should have added cloth simulated capes because I want to pretend my guy is a vampire. But not a wussy girly one like in Twilight, but a boss bad *** one like LeStat.

    Please work on these features for the next patch. You game would be my favorite ever, except for these parts that suck. If you want, I would be willing to help with the art and design if you give me a game credit or a new unit named after me.

    Thx,
    squidbot
  2. Ekanaut

    Ekanaut Uber Alumni

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    Mr Black-Not-So-Well,

    Interesting perspective. I don't know who leaked about our Care Bears licensed MMO but I expected you to keep that under wraps. Well, the damage is done and its out in the open. I assure you we'll do the license justice by adding multicolored soft-body physically accurate capes with rainbow trails. Before I do any final color adjustment, I'll be sure to bring you in as a furry consultant.
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    Hahahaha - Ekanuat you funny! Squidbot, you suck!
  4. nyx

    nyx Moderator Alumni

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    Seriously, I love the Care Bears.
  5. Sorian

    Sorian Official PA

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    Care Bear....STARE!!!
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    I have no words for this... randomness... lol... Welcome to the interwebz... :roll:
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    Are you kidding? That is way too colorful. It needs more brown. Remember, the only color in real life is brown!


    Also, the game needs a balance patch. Some griefer spammed a bunch of lame T1 units and beat me in less than an hour! You need to add mandatory no-rush-60 to make it more epic.
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  8. neutrino

    neutrino low mass particle Uber Employee

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    You guys have it totally wrong. It's based on the rainbow bright episode of robot chicken.
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  9. nyx

    nyx Moderator Alumni

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    "p.s. Blinky came with us"
  10. Col_Jessep

    Col_Jessep Moderator Alumni

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    Re: Your game sucks. ;)

    Not to mention the bugs in the UI, they make the game almost unplayable!!!!11!!!one!!11eleven

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    Release patch NOAW!
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    MNC is a great game with a diverse color scheme. I like it.
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    stuart98 Post Master General

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    more than 5 years? Do we have a medal for this? An entry into the world records?
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    I don't think I deserve a medal for this. I was just saying that I like the art style used by the developers of MNC. Also if I do receive a medal for this can it be something for my profile. Like flair on reddit.
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    Dat ancient forum software.
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