You know you've been playing too much MNC when...

You see a juiced Assault when you close your eyes
You start weighing between Pitgirl and Assassin to decide who has the better *** (I stare shamelessly whenever I sprint with Assassin <3)
You spend all your time on this forum
Go!

You hear humming and think a sin is sneaking up on you.

You taunt after you kill a spider or other pest in your home.

When you get up you choose close based on endorsement color.

You store bacon in a cooler and take it with you everywhere.

Or consume more bacon than usual. Buying Baconators from Wendy's, adding Bacon to a BBQ chicken sandwich, thinking about bacon flavored toothpaste...

You stare at juice boxes and think, "If only..."

A person starts humming the MNC theme song to themselves during a boring Halo or COD match........ :shock:

...start yelling "Hiohhh" randomly.
...travel as fast as you can to grab bacon.
...try to bunny-hop in other games like Halo or COD.

HIYO becomes your go-to phrase for describing an event with a positive result for you. Or making a pun/terrible joke.

You try to clutch passive when you come off your bike.

You add Survivitol to your milk.

You think your morning bacon makes you better at everything. Two broken legs and a drink thrown in your face later, you realise it doesn't make you better at either backflips or flirting.

Happens far too often :|

When you are reading peoples posts and you read it using the MNC characters' voices in your head :lol:

"It tastes like burning" I love Ralph.

OT: I seriously have dreams about this game. No joke.

If you liken people in the real world to MNC characters. I SWEAR MY GRANDPA LOOKS LIKE THE TANK, DAMMIT.

You see a juice bar on the bottom of your perspective

You throw grenades in cod when attempting to reload

You want a taunt button in cod

You know you've been playing too much MNC...

Nonsense.

...your TV breaks and all your bummed about is no more MNC

That's not enough mnc
I would just imagine i'm playing

This thread has brought me to tears, seriously you guys! (Especially Xknight!)

Some of mine:

You "charge" across your house in socks making "THROOUMMSH" sounds in your head.

When you're alone in your room, you do a Gunner taunt and then feel very, very embarrassed.

When you hear the words "bacon", "juice" or "bots" you think of MNC.

Remove any disk from your Xbox such as Black Ops as you know you're just going to play MNC anyways.

Tap your foot or hand to the MNC menu music.

1.while you eat bubblegum you stare att the empty pack and say: 10% less liver damage, AND WITH THE SWEET SMELL O'LEMONS!

2. you yell ''HEYOOOO!!'' randomly all the time

You know how I knew I'd played too much MNC?

It stopped being fun.

BLASPHEMY! ^