Word Attack! -MNC

The "lolcloke" mad at her failed grapple, grabs the sniper's left over lawn chair and decides to unleash its fury on it.

rolled a six an proceeds to tearing it to shreds and does the dagger taunt while cloaked

Beard Man, satisfied with his victory, decides to head to the enemy spawn area and wait outside the gate.

He hears sounds of churros being devoured.

After tasting the churros and deciding they are awful, I've decided to attack the churros. Must have been a bad batch.

Rolled a 1

The attack missed! What tomfoolery is this!

the red assassin after finishing her taunt proceeds to the enemy spawn room, smokebombs on the glass waiting for an icemen to exit.

stands perfectly still unaware the cloak skill has run out

Team: Icemen Class:Assassin

My body generated into the arena, all i remember is a flash of light. I cloak up and run out of the spawn to see spooky, shurikens start flying at his face!

Rolled a 6

Target Destroyed! My shurikens have not only taken out spookys health but hit him between the eyes, to bad no one had a cap card rolling.

(back to your spawn spooky this ninja is on the loose)

I witness a friendly lolcloke fall dead to the side of me, and see an enemy lolcloke reloading her sharookan launcher. It's go time.

I charge at her and roll a 4, slamming into her and shattering her frail bones as her body flies off into the distance.

Time for action!

I'll step outside the spawn to get away from that magical churro.

I witness an enemy assault run out of the spawn.

I fear my luck will attempt to betray me, so I charge jump off of the spawn ring and into the bot lane.

Deadpool is returned to spawn and charged 1 life. (you cant just go from killing a sniper at the Annihilator and then be on an enemy spawn ring pay attention next time, you are forgiven)

I click down a new load of shurikens and pull out my Katana. I smoke bomb jump into the air, floating over surrounding walls i land in range of an enemy ejector on Hotshots side of the map.

(FYI you dont need to kill someone every post lol)

I am an Italian Hotshot and I have just spawned witnessing an angry tank next to him.
I go outside and put a firebase on my spawn ring,proceeding to hack it

Angered by the tomfoolery of a sudden cardiac arrest, Beardman 2 walks out to the anhilator bridge, and spots an enemy assassin in the area of a friendly ejector.

He sits and waits for the perfect moment to strike.

Seeing the Mr. Epicbeard i cloak up. Hidden from sight, i walk my way torwards the bot spawn doors, the machines turned off not running right now, i smell spaghetti and meatballs near by.....support!

Seeing the cowardly assassin lolcloke away, the Beard feels satisfied. He jumps off the bridge and stands on the ground level underneath the annihilator pad.

(i couldnt help but notice everyone here is posting as if they are the narrator from national geographic)

(The lions man, the lions)

( The chickens are after me. )

I think I'll take a leisurely stroll over to the bot spawner and start spamming some buzzers.

I walk around the corner, and see an assault walking towards his bot spawn.

I decide to get closer, and take cover behind the giant Spunky Cola can column in the enemy ejector area.

I hit the spawner for buzzers, and see them head over to the spunky cola can, whats behind there?

Lets get on top of the bridge by using a bomb jump to get a better look.

Beardy hears a buzzing sound, and smells flesh burning. Poopy.

Beardman charges back into the small entrance to his base through the wall, running for his life.