Karl, no doubt... especially since he can really show Chestrong who the real astronaut is with jumpy spunky + leap + prop hop! And let's face it, even the tea taunt music fits Karl more than Cheston's (it has strings instrument).
Cheston. Only a real classy gentleman can spend six months searching for a role as a coma patient and do it well. Also, classy men have classy canes. I don't see Karl with a cane. I rest my case.
Who needs a cane when one has a klassy monocle... Heck, even his name is klassy... I mean we all know Carl is really lame and dull. Thus, Karl was born.
THEY'RE PROS, NOT CLASSES. oh wait, whoops. anyway, case closed...who can pull off the astronaut-at-a-dinner-party-at-the-beach look?
Cheston prefers skills of the oratorical variety, while Karl has skills in cooking cleaning and mating rituals, making him more classy of a man, and independent. He can also accept he is a valuable/fallible human being who makes mistakes, while Cheston is a perfectionist. Karl is the perfect man. Vote goes to Karl.
a 3 (or is it 4?) barreled one...3 times (or 4 times?) as classy as the classiest firearm ever conceived.
I would argue that the M1911 takes that category, but the Tommy is close behind. Cheston dresses classy with the pinstripe suit and fedora, rolls classy with his jeweled cane, and talks classy with his sophisticated dialogue. He also rolls barrels of TNT at his foes and is a quick study. It's hardly a contest. Karl is obviously the classiest. no its Cheston but I wanted to make a joke