What do ya guys think before a match?

I am the lolicon commander, a pledged commander with the will to make loli cat girls a reality. The enemy are the norms and they hold to me my dear metal points, I've tried reasoning with these savages that I need the metal to build the loli factories but was faced with death of my messengers. I vowed to my nation of lolipedophine that I would avenge my loli messengers and annihilate each planet who dare say nay.

Pretty much goes on my head whenever I start a match. GLORY TO LOLIPEDOPHINE!! SALUTE!

TBH I Though there would've been more replies

eh...I've seen worse interpretations before...

I really don't see what vaguely incestuous erotic toothbrushing has to do with a robot murder simulator.

What the hell is happening here....

This is exactly what I thought.

+1 for the Monogatari reference, but it might be taken the wrong way here.

Not the sort of replies I was expecting but i'll take em

.....okay.......

My first thoughts before a match is "I wish senpai-kun would notice me, maybe dominiting the whole damn planet will get his greedy-*** attention."
Not really as I'm not a fan of anime but on a serious note I think to myself if I should rush, defend or turtle around the planet <- We cannot turtle unfortunately, this hasn't got the same elements as most of Command And Conquers games. Oh how I love transforming robotic factories of doom. (Hint Hint, Devs <3)

I usually just hope an [earlier] alpha leet doesn't kick my ***. I can take a good few newbs and win but I can also get destroyed [like everyone else] when I spawn in a bad place or (as stupid as it was in one game) don't keep an eye on my Com.

Funny surreal joke you made... although I don't get any of the references... Maybe the internet lingo but not the manga type stuff.

hey someone has some back story for themselfs, good for you

".. time to get my *** kicked again .."
".. can´t get worse then last time .. i hope .."
".. just have fun .. even when beeing steamrolled .. .. *sigh* .."
".. 10 bucks the other guy goes first air .. "
".. no phonecalls for the next 35 to 80 minutes .."

I am ZaphodX and I will crush your Noobapults with impunity.