Weinskis pro gunner pro guide pro

Since so many of you fans have been asking me, "Weinski, how do you shot gunner" I will answer today for you my fans.

Before we start, shout outs to the gunners who started it all. If these men never juice chained on my ring I would never have been the gunner I am today:
Hungrypoem
Rustclan

Now that's out of the way, let us get started.

First you're going to want to make a gunnr build, you're going to want these materials:
Godlike Gulf Coast Host (explain later)
Gold rate
Silver armor
Bronze accuracy

Now you're going to want a good host so you pull host in pubs and get the duty of hosting pms. So if you haven't already, sell all your possessions you don't need (car, family,doge, etc but not your xbox or television) and find a condo in the Tampa Bay area. Pick which room will be your game room and set up your setup and lock the door, no going back now. Then invest in brighthouse internet, pepsi AND coke, and a log of grizzly wintergreen dipping tobbacco. Remember, this is the easy part, you won't have time for a job or social life so be prepared.

Now to the meat of the subject. You have the host, what now? Simple. Join a pub and play gunner no matter what. Even if they have four pub assualts playing for yuce, you still refuse to play a less frustrating class, okie?

Just move forward, shoot, die etc until you have money for yuce. As long as you have a 1.0 KD or better then you can blame team for loss, so don't worry about it. Then try and yuce chain until broke, then repest frst steps.

Do not blame like coward, only noons are afraid of death. Everytime an assualt kills you plug in mic and yell at team, chances are they'll stop turtling in base when they hear you insult their intellect and manhood.

Now in PMs, different story. You're going to want to move forward and kill still, but you must be weary of jackbot gunners trying to prove temselves. So keep yoshi close so he can leash you, unless its murky because we gunners shouldnt has to hunt our leashes down, no no no.

Now when an assualt bothers you in pm, you complain to your assualt endlessly until he does something, its all his faul youre a big target.

How ti deal with certain pm gunnrs:
Teapot: do not engage head to head, the noon will use right hand on you and you die! Instead wait until he is in the open, then rekt him
Satta: just treat him like pub and taunt and youll be ok
Murky: if u need help against murky you shouldt be playing weinski gunnr. Hell have good registration since hes your neighbors so this will be a love/hate/love relationship
Chikn: juce on him and he will rage
Anyone else: not relevant to meta

If your team tries to put you on something else half hearty accept, since gunnr is your main its their fault for weaking the team, not yours! Youmre still a winner

Now some of you may be asking, "weinski, none of this will make me a better gunner overall, how do i improve my aim?". If you ask this, then you are not fit to be a weinski gunne. Okie?crawing, right hand advantage, revving, none of that matters. It is a myth invented by bad gunners to make you waste time learning irreleant things.

So pack a dip in, drink sugar liquid, shave your head, and go rekt something.

If anyone is interested in some one on one training, msg me on xbl and we can begin right away. Ill personally stomp you in a 1v1 on my host to teach you gow to play gunner.

Love,
Weinski

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although i did juice on your ring it wasn't easy
it took a lot of sweat and tears to really push through such a tight situation
although i had protection of halk as a fluffer if you will, weinski was a hole different thing to juice on
juicing on his ring still brings a blissfull memory and a real stirring in ones loins

For many summers have I trained with the Shaolin in their monastary in rural china. They showed me the path to enlightenment and how do use my inner juice. Thanks to them, I can no fully control myself when juiced instead of going into a frenzy.


These are things I cannot simply teach, young grasshopper. You must pronounce me as your Sempai, and we will begin your journey to Gunnerhood.

ahhh no wonder... u have bright house, me too

weinski should i run gold speed like a noob?? what about gold accuracy? Gold crit even?

If team is noons i like to run gold speed to get the flank, but only on host since you have no gold rate. you minus gold rate minus host equals no dmg

Gold accuracy is for bad kids /w no aim, you want to get close so accuracy is no bueno unless theyre assualts.

I will not answer your gold crit question because no.

Feedle just practice what i outlined in guide and you will be #2 gunner in no time

I was wondering how to troll this. You did it justice though. Can not top your comeback.

I haven't played as extensively (on MNC in XBox), but isn't gold rate only good IN hosts? I remember that high rate coupled with latency, doesn't register the full fire rate past silver on Minigun, Assault Rifle, or Jetgun....

Gold Accuracy was good back when deploy gave unrealistic crits so you could melt a damn sniper in the blink of an eye across the map. Now, it is better advised to try to barreltap someone rather than gold accuracy.

Gold crit, same as above, back when crits were wierd and you deployed, this made crit-sniping with a tiny *** maplong reticle possible. Now, Gold Crit is practically Placebo (sort of like Gold Rate on non-host), the effect isn't measurable.

Everyone other gunner still runs Gold Armor, Silver Rate, and Bronze Accuracy, no? I mean, when not pubstomping which uses Gold Speed Silver Rate and Bronze Armor, because why not just import the motherf'king TF2 Heavy into MNC wholesale, amirite?

Do you want to 1v1 m8?

I will melt your gunner faster then 1,000 suns, you will rage many times and break your controller over your knee in such a display of wrath that the priests will believe you possessed.

You will curse the name "Weinski" until the day you die, because I put your gunner in the dirt faster the you can say "Wombo Combo".

So tread carefully my friend, if you truly wish to meet on the hallowed ground of Ammo Mule Arena then we will duel and I shall win.

Gold rate still ramps up to full speed faster, and it DOES shoot SLIGHTLY faster. Even off host.
The reason people run gold armor and silver rate, instead of rate\armor is that in a PM you are usually overhealed and that gives you an extra 150 health that your opponent does not have. You will survive the damage output, and your opponent typically won't (all things but build being equal, that is).

Even without a heal, you should be able to survive the increased DPS of an enemy gunner assuming you managed to rev your guns. He will deal damage 6% faster, but you will have 8% more health so you have a very slight edge.

How do I play assassin like you and Kyle dore?

run your connection through your cell phone

I lost me either cable

So its all about connection .

I have bad WiFi speed ima play in Starbucks now

i was top of my class in memeology...majoring in posting pictures of sad frogs

How do i play assault like untouchable and kyle starcher?

1.Jump up and down
2. throw bomb
3. Run away when hurt
4. Hug other assualts
5. Punch bots when rekted
6. Leave and rejoin if k/d is negative.