Yes I know whats really going on. Jon is a robot from the future isn't he, isn't he? *Puts on tinfoil hat to protect himself from Ubernet aka Skynets killer robots.* Ah yes what can't tinfoil hats save us from?
The first minute reminded me of Plannetary Annhilation. Candy reminds me of... OMG YOU ARE RIGHT. UBERNET WILL KILL US ALL.